Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[AndyB]

No, was the animals themselves.

Deep fried?

 

[Thunder]

No, broiled.

Spaceman?

 

[AndyB]

Ground control to Major Tom...

Is Gears2 still broken?

 

[Link]

Yes. Because it sucks. Go buy UT3.

Why did EPIC games phail at making gears but are epic win at making Unreal?

 

[AndyB]

[quote="]Yes. Because it sucks. Go buy UT3.

Why did EPIC games phail at making gears but are epic win at making Unreal?[/quote]Pfft XD
Because you fail at understanding games!

Which was the worst flood ever?

 

[muppetman]

When i peed on the laminate floor in my kitchen at my 5th birthday

honestly...what had i been drinking?

 

[bananaoracle]

urine

What has four legs and a massive poohole?

 

[muppetman]

The abreviation "Ok"
think about it...

Why the *CEN3.0SORD* did i sneese like 5 times writin that!?

 

[Weegeefan765]

I don't know but you made the writing in your sig green!

What did this gyroid forget to do? -----> >_< doh!

 

[Bacon Boy]

harvest the pie plants out of the muffin

why did I put all of that work into NIntendonic just to have it lost?

 

[Weegeefan765]

Because you didn't know you were going to lose it.

Why isn't Bacon psychic?

 

[AndyB]

Because you didn't know you were going to lose it.

Why isn't Bacon psychic?

That's because it doesn't like you. Bacon loves me!
Where can I find a good assassin?

 

[coffeebean!]

Right here.

Are you scared?

 

[muppetman]

Not scared...a little arroused O.O

What happens when you fart, burp and sneese with your eyes open all at the same time?

 

[melly]

Ur eyes explode!

what happens when everyone has green hair?

 

[AndyB]

It means vegitarionism was wrong.

Where can I find a good meat?

 

[Tree]

In your house.

I live in Antarctica. Do you?

 

[AndyB]

WHy of course you smell, of pork.

IS Spam the kind thing to store in the mud?

 

[melly]

yes so u can step on it

do u play in the mud?

 

[Weegeefan765]

No...

What is he talking about? -----> Hello my name is John. What's yours? I'm so lonely in this reply would you plz let me talk at you for a while? Yes? Thx . So... what should I talk about? Oh yeah, my name. My name's John...