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[beehdaubs]

Because you had the saddest Christmas ever :'(
Why did you misinterpret my previous question, and explain the origin of bdubs instead of BeardySnubs?
They are two different names

 

[coffeebean!]

Because I was to busy being sad to read it correctly lolz PHAIL xD

 

[neverbeenkrissed]

97 pages of questions, and none for me when i show up

i want to hear about the saddest christmas ever but am too lazy to search for it.

what shoe size is wendell?

 

[coffeebean!]

lmao xD
*attempts to raise eyebrow but fails*
He is a 3.....oh yez i went there
xDDD

why have you never been krissed? :3 xD

 

[neverbeenkrissed]

hahhh

because i went on 50 first dates

with drew barrymore

who starred in never been kissed.


why doesn't brewster serve coffee when k.k. is in town??

 

[Rockman!]

Because brewster gets drunk on coffee on saturday.

Whats 2 plus 2?

 

[Princess]

pie times 99.99
why am i in pain?

 

[scrunch]

Because you want to be normal like everyone else

why did name myself Muffins?

 

[Princess]

cuz i ate u.. yum

y did i eat u?

 

[bananaoracle]

Because you were possessed by jebus.

Why do you make me hurt?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because I are teh uber evilness
why isint my damn wii getting connected to teh internetz? D:<

 

[Princess]

cuz nintendos wifi is down check probkems with wifi thread no1 is connected.
y is nintendo such epic phails?

 

[coffeebean!]

BECAUSE I AINT THERE TO FIX IT xD

Why does wifi have to go down the day i buy the wii? D:

 

[Princess]

bcuz i dont no how i feel bout u crashin party. JK
hmmm u or you?

 

[neverbeenkrissed]

ewe.

what color is indigo?

 

[coffeebean!]

mustard yellow

what is a b00blet?

 

[Callie]

The same thing as a b0blet with an extra zero

Why do I have ten toes but only one nose?

 

[xXSyKikXx]

because you only have 1 face

why is tom nook a raccoon?

 

[Princess]

because he has jacked up prices like a robber. So he has a face that looks like a robber's mask. >.<
why did i just answer?

 

[Muh Pit]

Two words. GRATED CHEESE.

WTF is wrong with me? Why did I say grated cheese?