Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[IslandGuy]

Because he discovered Doaism.


Why is rodeo so disturbing?

 

[yoshi9877]

becuase i made it that way

why are you fat

 

[IslandGuy]

because you're dead

why are you half dead?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because he was in half a life-threatening explosion.




What is the Ukraine?

 

[DarthGohan1]

Because he was in half a life-threatening explosion.




What is the Ukraine?

7 dollars put to good use...


what is the only way to be smart?

 

[Kyle]

to be dumber than smart...

What is this guy bouncing off of to make him go the other way????

:rofl:

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because he feels like breaking Newton's laws.




Why did Nero play his fiddle?

 

[Soccerboy8033]

So that his foot wouldn't get frost bite.

Why are cats so weird?

 

[Micah]

Because they aren't dogs

Why is the grass green?

 

[Kyle]

Because I painted it green..

Why did the invisable Super-Rific Admin Kolvo edit my post when I'm Fossil? (Totally easy answer)

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Cupcakes. :yes:

Why is Russia so big?

 

[Kyle]

Because I put it on the strecher...

Why do feet smell?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because they have toes.

Why do we not see mermaids in the wild?

 

[Kyle]

Because they are too hot for us...

Why doesn't this guy drop his sign already? fftopic:

 

[Soccerboy8033]

Because he doesn't have a life.

Why is


:wub: called wub?

 

[Kyle]

Because a snail spelt it with no arms or help.

Whr did my 'e's' go?

 

[Soccerboy8033]

To Russia.

Why was Mozarts birthday yesterday?

 

[Kyle]

Because he has a funky name.

How can this guy :jay: move his hands if he has no arms?

 

[Soccerboy8033]

Because he is using the force.

Why isn't Obi-Wan the coolest Jedi?

 

[Smart_Tech_Dragon_15]

Because he died in one of the movies.

What is a Klingon?