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Animal Crossing Rules RANT!

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So I'm about to BLOW on animal crossing.

Oh, you know what I lie more than saplings? CEDAR saplings, b****. Oh what's that? WHY IN THE WORLD would they only restrict them to the north side? You know, this game came out when I was 13. Plants a cedar sapling. Dies. Rages so much because you have no clue what the **** Nintendo is doing! Oh yeah, my dreamie is in my campsite! Can I get him NOPE! Why 10 villagers? WHY??!!! At least 16! Oh yeah, you know those medals? You know those things you earn from those boring tours? Well you have to pay SIXTY of them to get Club Tortimer. First visitor: Random asian comes and destroys my island. I'm assuming he's from North Korea or something. OPh yeah, you know my favorite villager Stitches? Well I forgot to TT so I couldn't plot reset his house. As a punishment, ACNL does the Kanye West.
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Well thanks b****
Okay, I'm done ranting. Expect another tomorrow lol
 
"Um... This is too close to _____. A better spot would be best! You need spaces on all sides".

THE PWP ISN'T EVEN NEAR IT, ISABELLE.
 
i had lolly in my campsite and was going to invite her because i knew i could trade her for one of my dreamies or sell her for igb/tbt. but i couldn't, i had 10 villagers. and all of this was because renee moved in that day from someone's void. didn't know that could even happen and ON TOP OF LOSING LOLLY (as if that wasn't bad enough) renee is on the corner of one of my paths that i was going to decorate but nope. renee ruined the party. i was 13 when it came out too :)
 
I feel so old. I was 17 when it came out xD and Stitches is perfectly aligned with Cherri (I'm assuming it's her). I think his spot is perfect :)
 
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"Um... This is too close to _____. A better spot would be best! You need spaces on all sides".

THE PWP ISN'T EVEN NEAR IT, ISABELLE.

Haha ikr? I hate when that happens. It annoys me so much. I just wanted to make my town look pretty, Isabelle )':

Don't even get me started on when you had a bridge somewhere but then you demolish it to change what type it is, then Isabelle won't let you put it back because something's "too close".
 
Dude I feel your pain, ESPECIALLY with Renee! She did the exact same thing to me, and because she was the 10th villager I had to sacrifice one of my dreamies to get her out ;~; And I didn't even know about the cedar sapling thing today but that is just bs. BS, I SAY! I DESERVE TO PUT MY TREES WHEREVER THE HECK I WANT! IT'S MY TOWN!

Don't even get me started on when you had a bridge somewhere but then you demolish it to change what type it is, then Isabelle won't let you put it back because something's "too close".

Like I said Isabelle, my town. I chose my town map SPECIFICALLY because of the southern-facing waterfall. I built my house in the little divet in the river preeetty dang far from the waterfall. But Joey was on the other side of the river so I was like "okay, once he moves out, I'll put in the bridge I want over the waterfall! But when I went to put it in, Isabelle was like, "lol nope, not even sorry, Mayor." Rage ensued and I let Wolfgang move in directly across the river so I'd feel like I have some excuse to not have a bridge there when people come to visit my dream town.

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This was your thread, OP, but the ACNL rage is real in us all xD

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And I was 15 when this game came out but I didn't really start playing it until about a year ago.
 
m8,your rage is...OVER 9000!
seriously,ur rage is one of the most higiest i have seen (naveging in internet since 2005)
but heres my rage...prepare
ONE DAY I WAS IN ACCF,AND SOMEONE IN GAMEFAQS COME LIKE:hi,wanna be friennds?.I ACCEPTED HIM AND WHEN HE COME TO MY TOWN HE DESTROYED MY FRICIKN TOWN THAT I MAKED AROUND 2 YEARS DESTROYING IT IN 15 MIN. AND HE LEFT
NOW IN ACNL,I WANTED TO PUT MY FAVORITE PWP AND ISABELLE IS LIKE:Mayor theres a big rock there we cant do it.THE GOD DAMN ROCK IS SMALL AS HELL AND SO THE PWP,I WANTED TO MAKED A BLUE ROSE GARDEN AND THEN BOOYAH,THE FAT BUTT OF PATTY,PLACE HIS HOUSE RIGHT ON MY ROSES,I WAS TTING AND THEN BLAIRE HAVE LEFT,TRIED THE 16 VILLAGER CYCLE AND THEN LILY LEFT AND THERES WAS ONLY UGLY VILLAGERS,I NEEDED TO DELETE IT,IN WEEDTOWN,I SAW MY FIRST TARANTULA AND I WAS ONLINE AND SUDDENLY WILD IDIOT APPEARED AND MADE THAT TARANTULA BITE ME AND THEN KILL ME,THEN THE FAT BUTT OF PATTY PUTS RIGHT IN MY LILIES AND IT THE PATH OF MY HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE: DDKSJDJJGKSKKO,THEN THE GARDEN WITH THE BUSHES AND BAMBOO STUMPS GOT RUINED WITH ALOT OF UNWANTED BAMBOO,VELMA AND OZZIE NEVER WANT TO LEAVE BUT OTHER WANT AND ITS LIEK SDSJADDJSKSAKAKKAKSSJ****WOSNIDSJSNX
*sigh*and that was my rant (^-^)
 
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Animal Crossing for the GC came out in like, 2002 or so, right?

I was... 5 years old. Jeez.

I have pretty much every single complaint that all you guys have though. I'm playing Pokemon right now though so no ranting is being ensued.
 
I also remember when I was young and used cuss words to describe everything I disliked too.

Just remember that it's a game. Calm down.
 
Oh hey, I have the same path as my current town.

Anyways, I hate how you can't place PWPs during holidays, and that you can't place a bridge next to a house, yet a house can be plotted next to a bridge.
 
Or when a villager puts him house right in ur blue roses u had been working 8 moths
RIGHT PATTY!? :mad:

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Or when a villager puts him house right in ur blue roses u had been working 8 moths
RIGHT PATTY!? :mad:
 
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