And the truth shall set you free

[Bacon Boy]

Or for the dress thing

Her: Does this dress make me look fat?

You: No, but I think you should wear something else.

Her: Why? I thought you said it didn't make me look fat!

You: It doesn't! I just don't want any other guys stealing you away because of your beauty in that dress.

But were talking about lieng, you have to tell whether or not she did look fat -.-

Technically he lied though :s

After he lectured me on how it was no better than genocide... <.<

When you lie to your girlfriend, it's preventing genocide.

 

[coffeebean!]

Another thing, if you were stuck in the "Does this make my butt look big?" situation, what would you do? XD

You tell her the god damn truth and stop being such a suck up to her ._.

If she freaks out, it's her fault, she shouldn't have asked.

1. We want to live to see tomorrow.

2. We don't want to lose our girlfriend on the first date.

She shouldn't have asked. Obviously she knows it makes her ass look *censored.3.0*ing huge but she needs you to tell her it doesn't to make her feel better. If she knows it makes her ass look huge then either she should 1. Keep it on (obby) or 2. Try something else, not complain to some guy and then dump him if she hears what she didn't want to hear.

 

[lightningbolt]

I used to lie but then I stopped because I knew it would put me in hot water.
Every once in a while I lie by force of habit but I stop half way through.

 

[Ciaran]

It's nice to be nice Jenn...

 

[Bacon Boy]

It's nice to be nice unless you're Jenn...

This.

 

[coffeebean!]

It's nice to be nice unless you're Jenn...

This.

(d)


Fine, suck up to the girls. But then you better even it out by asking her questions she wouldn't want to answer. >

 

[Ciaran]

It's nice to be nice unless you're Jenn...

This.

(d)


Fine, suck up to the girls. But then you better even it out by asking her questions she wouldn't want to answer. >

I don't really get that problem because my level of shame is very low...