all of my villagers are driving me crazy (a small rant)

[Ghostkid]

Del, deirdre and Iggly has Panchos catchphrase. Boone has Stus catchphrase.
Gonzo has igglys old catchphrase
All of them have pinged me over 20 times collectively today
Gonzo gave his earthy knit shirt to pancho pancho gave it to agent s. agent s gave me one.
The villagers i want around are never around.
They all want something from me. get this fruit gav get me a yellow perch gav GO CLIMB ON TOP OF THE LIGHTHOUSE AND DO A BACKFILP ONTO THE BEACH BLINDFOLDED WHILE ON FIRE GAV!
Im done.

 

[MapleSilver]

Anabelle has been giving her rainbow shirts to just about everyone. It's become an epidemic. While that is going on someone else is giving people tye-dye tees. I think they're starting to form gangs now... I swear I'll log on one of these days to see my entire town locked in guerrilla warfare between the two competing gangs.