AAAH! Awkward Sexual Innuedos in Class!

[Smartysaar]

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LOL

And you called Numner the 9 year old?

Tsk tsk

LMAO!
I have to tell that one.

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[Ron Ronaldo]

The books we read in english keep having sexual metaphors/tension. When my teacher talks about them she always makes accidental yet awkward innuendos and then the class bursts out laughing. XD;

 

[OJ.]

Lol.

 

[Lisathegreat!]

Lol. Well, it was my turn to read some History page, yeah. And we were reading about farmers, and slaves. Something like that. And it said something about crops... They said like "Crops were very helpful." (I forgot), and instead I said crap.. tehe. That was at my old school, and the teachers get really mad when you say something like that. She thought I was playing around, and we fought! >

 

[[Nook]]

You lucky little boy, you. My teachers understand EVERYTHING that we young people say.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Lol. Well, it was my turn to read some History page, yeah. And we were reading about farmers, and slaves. Something like that. And it said something about crops... They said like "Crops were very helpful." (I forgot), and instead I said crap.. tehe. That was at my old school, and the teachers get really mad when you say something like that. She thought I was playing around, and we fought! >

To the death?
If so, good job! You didn't die!

 

[Pear]

You lucky little boy, you. My teachers understand EVERYTHING that we young people say.

Our teachers do too, but they laugh at them along with us. A couple of days ago, we had a question we had to answer during a quiz bowl type event. The question was, "When the cobra is aroused, what part of its body inflates?"
Even the teacher couldn't stop from laughing. XD

 

[kalinn]

in spanish class, we were learing the past tense of verbs.
and we were saying putting on your night clothes in spanish.
and it was me puse.
and then we all started laughing. and our teacher was like "i know, i know, i laugh at me puse all the time too." xD

 

[ViewtifulJoe]

Funny, I actually think about the puse thing all the time, but no one in class ever says it.

Once in American History, our teacher said that this one politician was riding the other politician's coattails. Then someone said, "So he's riding him?" and laughed. The teacher knew he was making a joke, but just pretty much said yes. I don't think anyone really laughed at that. It was honestly pretty juvenile...