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[Chere.]

When your love dies, pain
Thats what I shall truly feel
With your fleeting love

I tried to write a bittersweet haiku about a lovers perspective. ^^"

 

[Sleepi]

help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me before they

 

[Chere.]

If only you would
Reciprocate these feelings
Of love in my heart

I made another one, Idk if you can tell but a I love love, especially if it's bittersweet :'D

 

[skarmoury]

Like rabbits in spring
we cuddled up as I asked,
"...Be my bunny prince?"

--
(I was born under the year of the rabbit, and I had a crush on someone who was also born on the same year. Yeah. x) )

 

[Chere.]

When a wolf howls
It echoes through the vast night
To touch stars above

Idk what I'm writing anymore lol
I love wolves though xD

 

[Blondieboo13]

~
Dear Humanz: A Haiku by a Cat
Dear humanz, please rub
My fluffy belly just so
I'm bored, bloody hands
~

That's about as good as I can do for funny. X3

 

[Fauna_Friend]

I can't think of one
Haikus are too hard to write
Does this count as one?

 

[alicerulez]

Leaves fall in silence
A chill dances on the wind
Harvest lights the moon

 

[Fauna_Friend]

There once was a dog
Who could climb trees with great ease
Or was it a cat...?

 

[alicerulez]

Global Warming Haiku:
Our industry has
warmed oceans, air, lands - changed rains -
melted ice - raised seas.

 

[Fauna_Friend]

Running around town
I could not stop falling down
Is the mayor drunk?

 

[Chere.]

Lustrous cherry tree
Vivacious petals falling
Shrouded in beauty

Wrote one about cherry blossoms too cuz life

 

[Blondieboo13]

~
Autumn Rain
Autumn rain drips down
Kaleidoscope of color
Warm visions abound
~

 

[alicerulez]

Fragrant orange rose
Glistening in gentle rain
Summer in autumn

 

[FelicityShadow]

Walking through the town
I stepped on a strange dirt star
It was a pitfall

 

[alicerulez]

Oh beautiful sea
Your waves so sweet, soft, silent
Crash to be reborn

 

[Araie]

Impotent winds
blowing in vain over
leafless trees.

 

[alicerulez]

shouldn't it have finished by now? o_o
Flowers are blooming
Burst of colors come alive
Fragrance around us!

 

[skarmoury]

trying to think of funny ones. hmm.
--
I'd wrap you in sheets,
add some garnish, and call you
my little baerrito

- - - Post Merge - - -

The post merged. oops.
--

Many science courses,
but if I could pick just one,
I'd be Bio side.

 

[alicerulez]

Haiku about stubbing your toe:
Ouch ouch ow ow ow
Do you like pain that much, toe?
I think you are M.

(M=Masochist)