Contest 500 TBT write the best/funniest haiku WINNER ANNOUNCED on Page 12!

[tearypastel]

When i click the tab
The shop opens up, sold out
And i say "Damn It."

(when you're 2 seconds away from getting a collectible from the forum shop)

 

[Chere.]

Do you know what's fun?
It's playing with sharp scissors
Snip snipity snoo

 

[alicerulez]

Swirling skies, open
Lightening flash; thunder boom
Blue rain will follow

 

[Araie]

The moonlight filters through
this cold withered winter
that shall cease in time.

 

[Wishii]

This is a haiku
i do not care about you
You filthy peasants

<3

 

[HMCaprica]

bump still looking for ones that really make me laugh

 

[Chere.]

I'm reading a book
About anti-gravity
Just can't put it down

 

[Mimi Cheems]

//i heard this one somewhere but im not sure if it's allowed! @w@
this is about mario kart! <3


Are you kidding me
Who the heck threw that blue shell
I will screw you up

XDD (there were bad words in it so i replaced them with not so bad words! <3 )

 

[Chere.]

My pig learned judo
Now he struts around like cops
Practicing pork chops

 

[alicerulez]

A pig killed my dad
so i eat pork out of spite
yum. revenge bacon

 

[Wishii]

Just got a dreamie
I'm in plot-resetting heck*
2 days pass, send help

 

[Chere.]

I told the hotel
"I've gotta leak in my sink"
They said "Go ahead!"

 

[Wishii]

Animal crossing
I have gotten all dreamies
Let's reset my town

Animal Crossing
I have a full museum
Let's reset my town

Animal Crossing
I have millions of bells
Let's reset my town

Animal Crossing
I finally paid nook's debt
Let's reset my town

i got a bit carried away >u<

 

[Chere.]

You just grab your net
Creep up behind them, lurking
And take a big swing

What I do to villagers I hate xD

 

[alicerulez]

What I think when its time to get out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

 

[Mimi Cheems]

I scream loudly at
Thor Odinson because he's
really frickin' hot

^J^

 

[alicerulez]

A haiku about finals
I am really screwed
Where did this semester go
Shizz Shizz Shizz Shizz Shizz
(Shizz is an alternative for the S word)

 

[Chere.]

What is large and grey
And wears glass slippers all day?
Cinderelephant!

 

[alicerulez]

Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.

(Works for me. No point in the house AND me both looking like a disaster.)

 

[Chere.]

Oh, how I hate school
Teachers, homework, exams, blegh
I'll just burn it all

How I feel about school lol