Giveaway 300 TBT + Cherry Collectible

[Oblivia]

Hello all. I've never done a TBT or collectible giveaway before, and I figured it'd be a good time to host one since I've been fortunate enough to make some extra TBT bells lately.

To enter, either tell me a funny joke or draw me a silly picture. I don't care about the content of the picture at all; it could be a stick figure so long as it makes me smile. You may enter once every three hours, and people kind enough to draw me something will get an extra entry. One entry per joke, two per picture. I'll choose a random winner on Saturday, around 2pm EST. Good luck to everyone. ^_^

 

[Zura]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

 

[dreamysnowx]

Here's a very dry joke.

What does the horse say to the other horse? HAAAAAAAY.

hurhurhur *silently giggles* </3

And here's a terrible picture drawn by me! <3 Entering for fun! And also will use the TBT bells to sell for in-game bells or just simply use it to buy things in the TBT marketplace. <3 good luck everyone! ~~



note: this is an unicorn-octopus I created. <3

 

[LeilaChan]

Just a funny thing from AC!


Thanks<3

 

[sej]

Here: Yes I know the joke is a bit rubbish but it's the best I can come up with... so 3 entries? I'm not so sure

 

[Oblivia]

These are great guys... thank you.

And yes, I'm happy to enter someone three times if they give me a picture and tell me a joke. ^_^

 

[EpicGamer12]

Two whales walk into a bar. They approach the bartender and the first says "WAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHOOAAAAAUAUUUAUAAAAUAAUUUUAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU." The second whale turns to him and says, "Frank, you're drunk."

What do you get when you put a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.

 

[Kaireevee]

Knock knock!
Who is there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in its cold out here!

 

[Oblivia]

More jokes?

 

[L. Lawliet]

Here is one.
What did the waiter say to the woman who ordered a salad bowl?

Bowl appetite.

 

[LyraVale]

Ok, I had to look up a joke. XD THE SHAME! *hangs head

So...a blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair

o.o

lol, ok you thought that was bad, here's "art"

Spoiler: this is better than Basquiat, so get ready XD

 

[matt]

http://www.belltreeforums.com/showthread.php?87811-Animal-Crossing-Jokes

 

[krielle]

What does a mermaid wear to geometry class?

Spoiler: answer

AN?

Spoiler: well..

don't give up
[spoiler="ok here it is] ALGAEBRA LOL

[/spoiler]

 

[Fairy]

What did the tv say to the remote?
"You turn me on.. (;"
(haha)

& Here's a a drawing of... merengue... i guess

 

[The Pennifer]

Here's a funny one ...
Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
"Bada Bing Bada Boom! " LOL

 

[Mayor TB]

What did the cat say to the pedestrian when she bumped into him?
Meowze me!

(Haha, I know my jokes are lame.)

 

[Milano]

what do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon?


...a lunatic.

i told my science teacher that joke and he loved it lmao.

 

[Eazel]

So on April Fools day I went up to the most popular girl in school and said

{our converstation}

Me: "You look so beautiful today!"
Her: "Aww. Thats so sweet! Thanks so much"
Me: "April Fools"

She hasn't talked to me since.

 

[Heisenberg]

I won't enter because I'm just here to say Trundle's post made me genuinely laugh.

 

[f11]

A duck goes to a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants
a drink. The duck, being a duck, says nothing