1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

omg

Get all the air mattresses out and blow them up, then start jumping on them and ask random people if they would like to join you in the wal-mart festivities.

 

[Alienfish]

Start making out with the boss and broadcast the sounds and dirty talk over the PA.

Tell people it's for an art project

 

[Alienfish]

Climb on top of a soup-can pyramid, get naked and start singing The Clash' song "Rock The Kasbah" and throw porn dvd's to random people.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Scream at random people passing by and throw banana peels at their head.

 

[Alienfish]

Start shouting political chants in the toy section. If you get caught tell them you're gonna reveal their true selves on the PA system.

 

[Dashie101]

Eat all of their pies and use people as a napkin.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Bring a guitar, then perform a guitar solo. When you finish, smash the guitar on all of the expensive alcohol. (Preferably the wines.)

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

run in and yell GUNMAN INT HE STORE

 

[Alienfish]

Give out free porn posters to the kids

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Dump garlic powder in your mouth, then breath in people's faces

 

[Xerolin]

grab a bunch of mattresses, and bring them to the enterance, blocking the doors

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Spit on people and throw cans at them

 

[Hippofalcon]

Use the conveyor belts at checkout as treadmills

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Open all the toys and start playing with them. When a kid comes down the isle, ask them if they'd like to play with you.

 

[Heichou_]

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags; attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

 

[BlueSkies]

Dress up like a giant seagull and ask people for chips.
If they refuse to give you any, squawk loudly in protest and run around circling them, flapping your arms.

 

[Xerolin]

Get a sh**-ton of duct tape, and put it on everyone's mouth who walks into the store and shout,"SHADDAP!" at them

 

[Alienfish]

Bring in a stolen church bell and ring about while shouting "THE TOMATOES HAS COOOOME"!

 

[xX.Big.Bang.Xx]

do not be a good person

 

[Alienfish]

Steal open all the toilet paper rolls and wrap up all the little kids whenever they are trying to play on the display consoles.