1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Buggy]

Get a loaf of Wonder bread and a toddler size superhero costume and "fight crime" by punching random people in the face.

 

[Albuns]

Rip apart all those rubber and plastic weapons and gather a bunch of kids.
Then, attempt to start a rampage by screaming, "The first kid to get 20 liters of Kool-Aid from adults get free ice cream for life!"
Proceed to watch as mayhem unfolds... until the security guards or whatever come.

 

[mintellect]

Set off fire works in the store.

 

[MissLily123]

Crash into the display cases with a bike

 

[dudeabides]

Go sliding down one of the aisles in your underwear and socks and playing music like that guy from Risky business.

 

[Damniel]

renact an unbirthing scene

 

[tybalt_cake]

Make a TBT roleplay in there!






(Just read some of them and im 100% sure u will get the ass kicked)

 

[mintellect]

Get everyone you know to dress up as a waddle dee. Then invade the store as a UNSTOPPABLE WADDLE DEE ARMYYYY!!!

 

[MissLily123]

renact an unbirthing scene

OMG NO


PLZ


Break the Dr.Scholls foot map

 

[Damniel]

be white and rap in walmart

 

[mintellect]

Bring your pet piranha plant.

 

[Damniel]

Twerk like miley

 

[MissLily123]

Twerk like miley

Twerk like Dumbledore

 

[mintellect]

Twerk in general.

 

[Damniel]

Sell my art without permission http://www.belltreeforums.com/showthread.php?315796-Daniel-s-Speed-Art-Shop!/page6&highlight=

 

[kyoko xo]

say voldemort

 

[mintellect]

Did you know that if you were Falcon Punched in real life you would die?
So Falcon Punch everyone.

 

[Damniel]

Be a while girl and ask a cashier where the chipotle is

 

[brownboy102]

Be the dude who knocks over everything, gets in people's way and take other people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

 

[himeki]

Climb the shelves and yell "I AM TARZAAAAAN"