1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Damniel]

get married in wallmart and have the cashier as the priest

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be more fabulous than the other shoppers

 

[mintellect]

Play let it go in the speakers.

 

[Damniel]

repaint wall mart

 

[mintellect]

repaint wall mart

...with BLOOD.

 

[Alienfish]

..or just poop

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Kick a bouncy ball across the whole store

 

[AppleCracker]

slurp all over the speaker

 

[Alienfish]

slurp all over the speaker

..imagine someone doing this in a very perverted way

open all the juice, let them ferment somewhere and then offer free samples

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Pretend to be someone's grandma. Then when they try to kick you out, rip off your fake wig and start eating all the Doritos.

 

[Alienfish]

Pretend to be someone's grandma. Then when they try to kick you out, rip off your fake wig and start eating all the Doritos.

oh god +10 you da real mvp

Then if they complain, take all the cheetos and mtn dew and throw after them

 

[enderknux]

Get shades and walk in screaming "IM HAVIN A BAD BAD DAY ITS BOUT TIME THAT I GET MAI WAYYYY" And then knock of the nearest cereal box.

 

[Alienfish]

hide loudspeakers and music players in the kids' department and play this whenever they are casually playing with stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRKzgjPdSfM

 

[MissLily123]

Start playing "Watch me Whip/Nae Nae" in the nail polish section, and get everyone to join you

 

[Alienfish]

Start playing "Watch me Whip/Nae Nae" in the nail polish section, and get everyone to join you

Force paint people with nail polish

 

[MissLily123]

Force paint people with nail polish

Paint everything with Nail polish

 

[Aesthetic]

host a furry convention in it

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as that taco suit man from Tinder and hug random people and say they wanted burritos

 

[brownboy102]

Cover an idle with sticky notes.

 

[Nightmares]

Hide in a plant pot until midnight then sneak out and put red pandas everywhere

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Real ones

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That hiss and bite

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And fly

 

[uwuzumakii]

Take a huge dump on all the sweaters and complain about the no toilet paper in the bathrooms.