1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Dawnpiplup]

Take a security guard's wig off.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Put a anonymous mask
And then run all over the store saying
4CHAN MUST DOMAIN WALMART!!!

 

[Rasha]

eat all the cheese and make a loud juicy fart

 

[Alienfish]

throw rotten pies at passerby people while hiding in the aisles

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Pretend to be Santa Claus and rob all the milk and cookies.

 

[Alienfish]

open all the olive cans/packs, hide in the aisles and spit seeds whenever people pass by

 

[AppleCracker]

Lay on the floor choking and yelling...
ECH

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as a naked snoop dogg while high and sing the 'magical emi' anime opening

 

[Miharu]

Food fight! (Of course, using their food and not paying for it)

 

[Alienfish]

Disguise a huge tractor as a turt and plow the store to pieces

 

[Mayor London]

Shove a chicken in your pants and scream anyone want some tenders

 

[Alienfish]

Shove a chicken in your pants and scream anyone want some tenders

+1 i laughed too hard.

let loose giant anteaters in the store

 

[Mayor London]

lol wtf

throw fetuses at the manager

 

[Kolechia]

get the peanut butter and rub it everywhere.... EVERYWHERE! on your clothes.... on the floors.... in people's faces..... the wall e.c.t

get someone to film it too XD

 

[Mayor London]

Deep throaty a banana and put the audio on the intercom

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Make a jail cell out of pool noodles in the corner of the store

 

[Beardo]

get naked and rub yourself on people

 

[Rasha]

chew all the available bubblegum at once and make a huuuge bubble to the point of causing a fatal explosion

 

[MissLily123]

Open up packets of beads, or rip off the petals of those fake flowers and throw them everywhere, singing/humming "Here Comes the Bride"

 

[Gregriii]

Get naked and start to scream