1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[JustAWeavile]

Try on the diapers

 

[biibii]

#281
get tomato juice and trail it from the ladies bathroom to the feminine hygiene section

 

[Mini Mario]

#282
(This is like an extension to someone elses.)
Buy something worth $400, and give them 39,999 pennies. Make them count it and when they say its 1 cent off tell them to recount, then halfway through say "Oh yeah, I DO only have 39,999 pennies! Now count again to make sure I still have them all!

 

[Silica_Meowmeow]

Grab the nearest carton of eggs and run around throwing them at people while screaming like a maniac.

 

[Ender]

Run into the store while cosplaying as Link. Smash all vases or pots you see.

 

[Silica_Meowmeow]

Run into the store while cosplaying as Link. Smash all vases or pots you see.

Continuation of this one: Cosplay as Link around Valentine's Day. Take anything heart shaped, grab any bottles you see, dump out the contents of the bottles all over the place and fill them up with soup. Two servings of soup per bottle. If you really want to be nuts go yell at some toy boats and say: "KING OF RED LIONS! IS THAT YOU?" at every boat you see. Use a sheet as a sail and ride a shopping cart around the store and search for treasure.

 

[Ender]

Pick up any toy trains you see and search the inside of the train for Zelda's spirit.

 

[Silica_Meowmeow]

Grab a toy sword and run around screaming: "HIYAAAAAH!" at random shoppers. Hit them with the sword if you feel like it.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Eat all the mushrooms u see in the vegetables section
Get pokeballs,and then throw it at people and say:[Pokemon name]I CHOOSE U!!!!
Buy some things and get beetles with you,pay those things with the beetles
Pretend you are in super mario sunshine,throw alot of water to people, and walls

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a hamburger and yell IT'S HORSE MEAT!!

 

[Jamborenium]

have sex with someone in the middle of the store.

 

[Alienfish]

Bring a pickaxe and start mining for things and pretend you play Minecraft

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as Sailor Moon and creep behind random staff, then shout MOON TIARA STARDUST!!

 

[tybalt_cake]

have sex with someone in the middle of the store.

( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)...




( ͠? ͟ʖ ͡?)That sounds sick man...




( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)But will try it anyways

 

[Alienfish]

( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)/( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)/

anyways.. switch out all the money/money machines with grubs and random bugs,

 

[Rasha]

Piss in a plastic cup, drink it and scream yolo

 

[Lancelot]

Piss in a plastic cup, drink it and scream yolo

#Zuko

 

[Alienfish]

Switch out the price tags and write new ones that says "$0" and put back.

 

[Rasha]

Dance and wave to the security camera, but it won't really get you kicked out because I always do it in real life ^^

 

[Alienfish]

Walk in naked and dance in front of the camera and the staff