1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

arrange a race with the toy cars

 

[Alienfish]

bring used sex dolls and make out with them while paying for your things

 

[JustAWeavile]

Smoke weed in the store

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Juggle matches

 

[tybalt_cake]

Smoke weed in the store

quickscope all the people you see,and throw at them mountain dew and doritos

- - - Post Merge - - -

bring used sex dolls and make out with them while paying for your things

uhh...WTF UMEKO!?

 

[Mayor London]

Give manager cookies that have baking soda all over them, tell them it's sugar. When they eat it, their mouth will dry out and they will drink anything. Offer them a water bottle, though it's actually vinegar. Enjoy.

 

[Alienfish]

Necro'd thread...

 

[JustAWeavile]

RKO the manager

 

[Rasha]

Sing at the top of your lungs

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Rob the store with a plastic gun.

 

[hzl]

ride the conveyor belts

 

[Rasha]

Pee on the floor

 

[Alienfish]

rip up all the stuffed animals and wear a creepy clown mask at the same time

 

[Mayor London]

Set off fire alarm

 

[Rasha]

Take a dump and bring it to the cashier

 

[Alienfish]

walk around with your music player/loudspeaker of choice and blast SNSD's Oh! song on the loudest volume.

 

[Arcticfox5]

Take a dump and bring it to the cashier

And then try to buy it. xD

Hide behind the plushie toys and scare little kids.

 

[Mayor London]

Swing on a light like Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Dress up as the adoring fan from Oblivion, walk up to people and say "By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!" and then proceed to follow them randomly exclaiming adoring fan quotes.

 

[Arcticfox5]

Wear an empty fat suit and stuff it with items from Wal-Mart.