1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[MeghanNewLeaf]

Block every aisle with empty carts that have a sticky note attached to each of them saying "Sorry, I'm in line for food. Please stand behind me and wait."!

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

eat the mops and report that they taste like shoe polish

 

[macuppie]

Ride the kid bikes into the employees and then ride away from them while they chase you
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[MrPicklez]

Fight a midget in the produce aisle

 

[Wabty]

cry constantly

 

[ThePayne22]

Stealing all of the butter from the appropriate aisle and putting them in the rotisserie area where they keep all of those nasty pre-cooked chickens, resulting in a butter river straming through the store.

 

[Alienfish]

do inappropriate thing with the sausages

 

[ThePayne22]

Hijacking the speaker system and using it to display your best Bill Cosby impression to the world.

"Customers of Walmart, Jello is like the new Kodak film. It's gonna be around forever!"

 

[Alienfish]

Grab someone and make out in the bathtub

 

[ThePayne22]

Make out with the bathtub.

 

[Alienfish]

open all the nutella jars and throw at people

 

[ThePayne22]

Run after people, kicking your legs up really high, yelling "IM GOING TO KICK YOU!!!"

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Go to the clothes area and put on multiple pairs of clothing, then pose around the store screaming "IM FAAABUUULOOUS!"

 

[Alienfish]

throw handcuffs and YELL NEENAW IMMA POLICECAR

 

[macuppie]

Take the fruit roll ups and unfold them all over the isles.

 

[Alienfish]

put green powder on the fruit and accuse the staff for it being moldy

 

[DarkOnyx]

237-Eat a lot of food items in the store and if someone asks you what your doing you say free samples.

 

[Spongebob]

Play the video Shrek is Love Shrek is Life on the intercom.

 

[Nkosazana]

Dance around in your birthdaysuit and sing birthday by will.I.am

 

[cIementine]

Throw ice cubes everywhere whilst singing let it go.