1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[cannedcommunism]

Break the glasses while you "browse" them.

 

[Alienfish]

take out the marker pencil and draw on the walls TARGET IS BETTER

 

[cannedcommunism]

Put your iPod in the speakers and play Target and Kohl's commercials.

 

[ShinySandwich]

Open a bag of chips and juice, then claim they were in the "free" section

 

[Beary]

Plant a nuke

 

[Farobi]

Stab a worker

 

[Alienfish]

open all the canned fruit and spill them on the floor

 

[Beary]

Tackle hug the staff

 

[Alienfish]

Arrange a bbq party in the middle of the store

 

[n64king]

Speak your liberal opinion on women's, gay, ethnic, or religious rights that conflict with redneck agenda.

 

[Kyuby]

Take a watermelon and tell them that you have proof that he is an apple and refuse to pay full price

 

[420blazeityoloswag4jesus]

Get married in walmart.

 

[Beary]

Kiss the manager

 

[ChalkZoned]

Bring pillows and blankets and then fall asleep on top of the checkout counter.

 

[dude98]

Bring a paper shredder and shred all the newspapers, magazines, ads etc,

 

[beemayor]

Bounce a toy ball so hard that it bounces all the way from the toy section to the automotive section (true story).

 

[Farobi]

shoplift milk cartons

 

[Alienfish]

empty the milk cartons when you are about to get caught and blame someone else

 

[krielle]

open up your own booth at the walmart makeup section and offer to do free makeovers

 

[Farobi]

get a megaphone and dictate ways of starting a riot