1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Rodeo]

Throw toilet paper all around the aisles.

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a pig, sit in the pork cart and chase everyone off if they try to take some meat

 

[Rodeo]

Go to the toy department and play with the Transformers while watching the movies.

 

[Alienfish]

run around singing the TMNT song dressed up as a turtle

 

[Rodeo]

Releasing a basket of cats and making them attack things with laser pointers.

 

[Alienfish]

Empty all the the ketchup bottles

 

[Rodeo]

Replacing the DVDs with Wii discs.

 

[Alienfish]

^I'd do that lol XD

Arrange a live action Dota 2 match in the store(like dress up as the champs and bring the gear with you)

 

[Alienfish]

Replace all the 3DS consoles with old gameboys and yell RETRO FOR F-ING LIFE

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Be a conman, scam someone and be proud of it.

 

[Alienfish]

Arrange your own American Ninja Warrior competitions in the store

 

[oath2order]

Be a reasonable human being

 

[fallenchaoskitten]

grab about 100 jars of mayonnaise and hide them in different parts of the store

((my brother works at walmart and someone actually did this...))

 

[oath2order]

grab about 100 jars of mayonnaise and hide them in different parts of the store

((my brother works at walmart and someone actually did this...))

that's nothing compared to what I see at my Target

 

[fallenchaoskitten]

that's nothing compared to what I see at my Target

I'm sure there is worse. XP
He works nights so they are a little more carefree... so a co-worker and him made a game out of who could find the most. =3

 

[oath2order]

I'm sure there is worse. XP
He works nights so they are a little more carefree... so a co-worker and him made a game out of who could find the most. =3

He's lucky. I work the closing shift.

 

[fallenchaoskitten]

Walmart doesn't close... well... only Dec 25th... and that's it. XP
But his is a little more strict that others are... but his also gets bonuses that others don't because they are. XP


Oh. Another way to get kicked out is in the kids section where all those giant bounce balls are netted up?
Yeah...
Just take them all out and just let 'em go... with a little help of course. ^.~

 

[oath2order]

A strict Walmart, i like that

 

[JustAWeavile]

PLEASE NO CONVOS!!!!!! Throw water balloons at people

 

[Alienfish]

grab all the game-testing consoles and hide them in the aisles