1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[1980 Something Spaceguy]

Pee on everything and open all the nutella jars.

 

[Alienfish]

take the opened nutella and smear down all the aisles.

(well someone kinda did this in a Lidl store nearby. ew)

 

[Assassinated]

pretend to slip milk off your hands and fall like you didn't do it on purpose

 

[Alienfish]

get a tv and start watching porn dvd'd you brought

 

[BerryPop]

eat all the icecream

 

[Alienfish]

start a food war

 

[BerryPop]

Act like Link

 

[Alienfish]

throw handcuffs

lelelelel

 

[Mercedes]

Take a $hit on the floor.

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as a villager and scream ping and approach random people

 

[Alienfish]

yell I AM A****AKAAA in the loudspeakers

 

[Alienfish]

ashi taka* lol dumb censor

bring a bazooka and shoot down all the soda bottles

 

[AidenTheGamer]

Use display treadmills lol

 

[DarkOnyx]

(Just keep the chain running. Number your post. No double posting. Let's get to 1000. I Will start. #1 Sleep on the beds on display and refuse to get up until naptime is over.)

 

[ellabella12345]

#2

Throw potatoes at everyone.

 

[Alienfish]

We don't have to number. And stop being so picky about your no doubles, someone have to keep it up.

Bring a huge piano and start play really bad

 

[Ace Marvel]

Entering walmart with a cow.

 

[Alienfish]

Ride the cow and ram the shelves

 

[cannedcommunism]

Make out with the cashier.

 

[Alienfish]

bring a race-car and race around the store