1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[PurplPanda]

Set up a stand that says, "Free Milk" in the dairy section, and hand out gallons of milk to everyone

 

[cannedcommunism]

Knock down the expensive wine counter.

 

[Alienfish]

Load your skateboards with lit fireworks and roll em away

 

[cannedcommunism]

Scream, "KOHL'S FOR THE FREAKING WIN!!!"

 

[Alienfish]

Go around carrying loudspeakers and play the Trololo song

 

[JustAWeavile]

Shout the n word

 

[Alienfish]

Roll around on a kickbike while poking things off the shelf with a long cane

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the gift cards, tape them to random things and shout FREE GIFT CARDS FOR EVERYONE in the loudspeakers.

 

[Candi]

Go in as a cosplayer, procede to buy all the lube there, douse everyone in gallons of lube.

 

[libby2999]

Not to get kicked out but will raise eye brows..try to buy some condoms and pretend to not have enough money. They go back and grab sandwich bags. Proceed to buy them.

 

[Alienfish]

Hand out the lollipops and offer free sucking techniques classes

 

[Naiad]

Accuse the manager of cheating on you with a potato

 

[Alienfish]

go around sucking a banana inappropriately

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Go on a rampage and smash everything.

 

[Meijin Kurito]

Shout this is Sparta!!! Then kick the manager out of the door

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Bring a lethal weapon inside

 

[Alienfish]

Hide in the frozen food carts and whenever someone passes jump out and shout GIMME SOMETHING HOT

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Throw Handcuffs at other people

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as a skymin and bring a friend dressed up as a trainer and run around and making your friend trying to catch you

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the postcards and write to yourself and then try to send them