1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#981: Have a ball trying to Jason with the Playstation's X-marked button!

 

[brownboy102]

Be a dude, pick up a bra, try it on, then walk out with it on saying, "does this make my boobs look bigger?"

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Pretend to be an elderly person and say "I'M LEGALLY BLIND" and run over all the Walmart workers with a shopping cart.

 

[brownboy102]

Play real life Mario kart in the store

 

[Bloobloop]

Kill

 

[brownboy102]

Release thirsty prostitutes into the store.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Build a small children's school in the corner of the store with those big Lego blocks and yell at innocent children that are passing by that 9+10=21.

 

[brownboy102]

Teach a random sex-ed class in the 'you' department.

 

[Xerolin]

Do da Harlem Shake
Omg shake shows up after Harlem on "predictable" mode

 

[brownboy102]

Take all the prescription drugs, narcotics and toilet paper.

 

[Xerolin]

Take the fixident and poligrip and throw it at the old ladies and say "Take it ya old hag!"

 

[The Hidden Owl]

Releasing the bouncy ball cage.

 

[Xerolin]

Ship everyone there

 

[brownboy102]

Take a dirty garden hoe, throw it on the ground and yell, "Get up you dirty hoe!"

 

[The Hidden Owl]

Take a scooter and ride back and forth past customer service.

 

[Xerolin]

Omg XD
Play "do the Harlem Shake " over the intercom

 

[brownboy102]

Yell at everyone who walks by that the end is near.

 

[Xerolin]

(This is true...with this thread)

Use the wii nunchucks as actual nunchucks on pedestrians

 

[brownboy102]

Take a giant dump on the floor and be racist.

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ALMOST AT 1000
O.O

 

[Xerolin]

DO THE THOUSANDTH POST

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Ok, there's 1000 ways to get kicked out