1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

make all the monitors show brazzers

 

[brownboy102]

Throw an elephant rave through the stores

 

[Alienfish]

paint on an elephant while being drunk

okok +1 if anyone gets the ref

 

[MissLily123]

Start saying dirty pickup lines to the people in the vegetable department

 

[brownboy102]

Make Walmart a feudal store

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the candy and refuse to give them to anyone .. especially children

 

[brownboy102]

Throw a rave

 

[MissLily123]

Terrorize shoppers while wearing a ninja turtle costume

 

[brownboy102]

Play tricks on everyone

 

[Alienfish]

commit seppuku in the middle of store and make someone announce it on the PA

 

[Xerolin]

over the voice thingy say: **** WALMART. IM GOING TO FOOD4LESS

 

[crimsontadpoles]

Try to kick everyone else out of Wal-Mart.

 

[brownboy102]

Throw Costco on top of it

 

[Xerolin]

set fire to the Frozen merchendice

 

[jiny]

Tell everyone to go to Target

 

[brownboy102]

Whip it out

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Start having a yo momma smackdown with the manager.

 

[brownboy102]

Eat someone

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Let bears loose in the store

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

Start publicly changing into the footie pajamas, then go to the video game section and wail loudly at the demo games, screaming "ma i need ittttttt"