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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Buy a snickers bar or chocolate bar, then before you leave use the restroom, go in a stall, and rub it in your hands so it melts. Put the chocobar in the toilet seat or on the floor, and wipe a little on some toilet paper, and stick it to under your shoe.

Flush and leave the stall, keeping the rest of the chocobar on the floor/seat, and go back through Walmart buying stuff in style :cool:
 
Pretend you're sleeping in the middle of a relatively busy aisle.
 
Get some paper plates from one of the aisels, get some whipped cream from one of the others, and pie a worker in le face.
 
Use the grocery section as your own personal buffet. If someone asks you what in the world you're doing, ask for a refill on your drink.
 
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