1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

take a job as a greeter and hand out free target stuff to the people

 

[Xerolin]

Invite Kim jon ung over XD

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Invite Kim jon ung over XD

Idk if I spelled that right or not

 

[Alienfish]

*un

Take Dennis Rodman with him while you're at it XD

 

[Alienfish]

*un

Take Dennis Rodman with him while you're at it XD

 

[Xerolin]

Throw a turtle at someone

 

[toadsworthy]

Walk by the little mini light weight jello boxes and just slam your arm into them and run away as fast as possible....
monitor them stacking back upright and immediately do it again until caught

 

[GalacticGhost]

- Dress up as Gandalf and stand by the entrance or exit. When someone tries to go in/out, yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'

- Dress up as Resetti and don't stop ranting about resetting.

- When someone tries to take something from the shelves, yell 'Swiper no swiping!'

 

[visibleghost]

Attempt to actually move in. Just. Bring all your stuff and live there for as long as possible

 

[Alienfish]

grow lots of weed somewhere hidden in the store and set up a stand selling it for cheap to the kids

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as the King and wonder what's for dinner.

 

[GalacticGhost]

1. Make a fire. (Preferably where there's a load of people around for maximum fun)
2. Carefully place an egg into the fire.
3. Run somewhere where it won't get you, but close enough for you to be able to see the egg explode.
4. Wait until it explodes.

Based on something someone I know did IRL. Though they didn't do it in Wal-Mart or any kind of shop. (We have Asda over where I live, not Wal-Mart)

 

[Damniel]

Say the Pope sucks.

 

[Bloobloop]

Close off the aisles with bubble wrap

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as the pope and force everyone to kneel for you

 

[Damniel]

dress up as the pope and force everyone to kneel for you

Dress up as the pope and make people wait in line for nothing.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Get a grandma to jump like Mario on a security guard's head and ride him like a Yoshi.

 

[Rasha]

sniff the floor

 

[Xerolin]

Demand a piggy-back ride

 

[mintellect]

Bring in a Jigglypuff and have her sing, and when everyone falls asleep she'll draw on their faces with a black marker.

 

[MissLily123]

Kick the manager out