1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

take a job as a greeter and hand out free target stuff to the people

 

[Xerolin]

Invite Kim jon ung over XD

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Invite Kim jon ung over XD

Idk if I spelled that right or not

 

[Alienfish]

*un

Take Dennis Rodman with him while you're at it XD

 

[Alienfish]

*un

Take Dennis Rodman with him while you're at it XD

 

[Xerolin]

Throw a turtle at someone

 

[toadsworthy]

Walk by the little mini light weight jello boxes and just slam your arm into them and run away as fast as possible....
monitor them stacking back upright and immediately do it again until caught

 

[GalacticGhost]

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[visibleghost]

Attempt to actually move in. Just. Bring all your stuff and live there for as long as possible

 

[Alienfish]

grow lots of weed somewhere hidden in the store and set up a stand selling it for cheap to the kids

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as the King and wonder what's for dinner.

 

[GalacticGhost]

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[Damniel]

Say the Pope sucks.

 

[Bloobloop]

Close off the aisles with bubble wrap

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as the pope and force everyone to kneel for you

 

[Damniel]

dress up as the pope and force everyone to kneel for you

Dress up as the pope and make people wait in line for nothing.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Get a grandma to jump like Mario on a security guard's head and ride him like a Yoshi.

 

[Rasha]

sniff the floor

 

[Xerolin]

Demand a piggy-back ride

 

[mintellect]

Bring in a Jigglypuff and have her sing, and when everyone falls asleep she'll draw on their faces with a black marker.

 

[MissLily123]

Kick the manager out