1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[mintellect]

Dress up as Pac man and eat everything pellet-shaped
Including pills.

 

[Alienfish]

Hand out the pills to children and tell them it's magic candies that will turn them into unicorns

 

[Damniel]

Give abortion pills to pregnant women and say there maternal vitamins

 

[Alienfish]

Give abortion pills to pregnant women and say there maternal vitamins

oh god. /rofling 5ever

take all the doritos and mtn dew and quickscope staff

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as Daisy and run around throwing flowers and screaming "HI IM DAISY!"

 

[Alienfish]

wear a mask of murray's face while doing it with daisy's wig.

dress up as baby peach and have someone dress up as mario and smash prams into the queues.

 

[mintellect]

Gather friends and dress up as various Smash characters, and duke in out in Walmart in front of everyone.

#WalmartStage4Sm4sh

 

[Dawnpiplup]

When did we get into Nintendo characters all of a sudden? XD

Dress up as Mario and say, "IMA MARIO" and jump on people's heads.

 

[Damniel]

Dress up as link and break all their pottery

 

[mintellect]

Get the most ridiculous Miiverse posts and tape them all over the walls. I'm sure shoppers would love to see messages like...
"I'm so existed for this game""Say u love me""My mom peed on her self""I will **** a donkey now""Describe your vag*na" and various drawings of d!cks.

 

[Damniel]

Get pregnant at wallmart

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Have a bunch of people dress up as all of the Nintendo characters, including the bad guys like Bowser, Donkey Kong, etc. Then, have a fierce battle and fight with the person that's dressed as your enemy (Mario vs Bowser, Sonic vs Eggman).

 

[Damniel]

Dress like a zombie bring a lot of friends, use fake blood and meat and look like the acopolypse is happening

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as Rosalina, and all your friends dress up as Lumas, and fling your friends everywhere.

 

[MissLily123]

Start eating popcorn while watching all 20 TVs they have displayed

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Pretend to be Wreck it Ralph and destroy all of the TVs.

 

[Damniel]

Give tampons to toddlers and stay they're cotton candy

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Start a riot.

 

[MissLily123]

Blast very naughty sounds over the mic.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Have you and your friend dress up as Mario and Luigi, and battle the koopas (also known as turtles) in the Pet Section.