1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

inflate all the pools, fill them with water and foam and invite people to bath naked with ya

 

[Arcticfox5]

take paintball guns and shoot customers and employees with them. Turn the shop into an epic battlefield.

 

[PeeBraiin]

Yell at everyone and claim that communism is alive and well in our country

 

[Mayor-Bonnie]

Tip over the displays of sweets. After someone fixes them, do it again until asked to leave.

 

[MissLily123]

Hand out bras to children and tell them that they are slingshots

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Throw a party and twitter everyone that Justin Bieber is coming.

 

[Alienfish]

^^^ LOLOL...

Also, take all the Gatorade bottles and pour in people's hair randomly. Blame their kid/partner/parent that is with them. If they are along just say someone left it there and you happened to knock it over

 

[Dawnpiplup]

^^ Wow XD

Have you and a friend pretend to be Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, then the person who's pretending to be Harry Potter yell "EXPELLIARMUS!" while throwing stink bombs everywhere.

 

[Alienfish]

*alone hahah yeah dont ask me where i got the gatorade idea from lol.

also hack all the monitors so it only shows "shock meme" pictures.. (you know which im not gonna post their links here cause reasons lol)

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Get a screaming goat and make it look like a toy, then put it with the rest of the stuffed animals. Then get it to scream whenever a baby touches it.

 

[Alienfish]

Dawn you da real mvp <3

offer obv. underaged people booze in the kids corner whenecer they walk by

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Dawn you da real mvp <3

offer obv. underaged people booze in the kids corner whenecer they walk by

Why thank you XD

Get a person that looks exactly like the manager, then tie-up the real one in a storage room. Then make the lookalike go to the manager's office and scream at the top his lungs into the speaker saying to get all the workers in here. Then, when they ask what's wrong just say 21 and jump out of an office window.

 

[Alienfish]

oh god lol.

smear wine on your pants and yell I JUST GOT MA PERIOD and run around

 

[MissLily123]

Create a convoy of shopping carts and scream, "THE ENDS TIMEZ!! THE END TIMES ARE NEAR!!"

 

[Alienfish]

Create a convoy of shopping carts and scream, "THE ENDS TIMEZ!! THE END TIMES ARE NEAR!!"

Smash those into the shacks/pyramids and fill the carts with brown beans sauce

 

[Alienfish]

Empty all the sunflower seeds over the cashiers and into the cash machine.

 

[Alienfish]

Switch out all the toy babies with real ones

 

[DinoDymo]

run around and sprinkle pink glitter on everyone in the store

 

[Alienfish]

Get someone to woohoo with your and broadcast it all on the PA system lol

 

[g u m m i]

Run around opening all the bottles with only underwear on and smearing it on your body hhh the image -shudders-