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[Alvina]

I will write a poem.

Me as mayor,
Making an all penguin town,
Covered with snowy layers.
Then one day,
To my dismay,
A bear moves in without warning.
I roasted the bear
And fed it to Isabelle.
That was not very appealing.

Don't even ask me how I came up with this

 

[pepperini]

Entering!!

 

[Alvina]

I'd like to enter.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I'll write a joke as well.
What do cows do for fun?
They go to moo-vies!

...Get it? Hahahahah....

 

[Taj]

Poem time!
When i woke up
I saw my turnips
I don't want to spoil it
So I went to another town
Sold my turnips
And saw Marina on the toilet

 

[MardyBum]

All entries updated

 

[sidneyac]

5th entryyyy

 

[Mash]

Enter me please!

 

[Psicat]

Second entry.

 

[pepperini]

entering again!

 

[allykitty]

I would like to enter, please! Thank you for doing this!

Joke: Did you hear about that sexy pirate movie? It was rated ARRR

 

[tobiochan]

entry~

 

[JellyLu]

I'd like to enter c:

I also have a joke (but it's cheesy so sorry ^^")

What did the hipster say when you talked to them in The Roost?
"I drank Brewster's coffee before it was cool"

Hehe ^^"

 

[mintellect]

I'd love to enter

These are some not so funny stories about Club Tortimer, summed up in a sentence or two:

"Can I squeeze your buttcheeks?"

"Can you give me a million bells? My uncle and dog died and I need money for their funeral. Nintendo told me they'd give me 100,000 dollars for every one million bells I give them. Pls donate to the charity. You even get a prize of a 50$ Eshop card!"

"Did u have a great poop 2day? I love you, will you marry me for a credit card?"

"I'm poor. Money."

"I'm very cute in real life, a lot of girls love me"

Club Tortimer is such a great place.. Can't you tell? XD

 

[KittenLovesJamJam]

Funny story time!

I'd like to enter as well XD

In the town of BearJam, there seemed to be happy villagers.
Mayor Krista realized Charlise was in her town and didn't like her.
She was green.. kind of funny looking, and a bear. Isn't that ironic?
So she decided to ignore Charlise and make everyone else happy.
She then eventually moved
and then i got a kangaroo!
This did not satisfy me as the kangaroo indeed too, did look weird.
I have now accepted this kangaroo, that i don't remember the name of, into my town.
But not into my heart.
I may consider making this one move too.

 

[mintellect]

A few more I remembered:

"I LIKE TO EAT PAIRS!"

"......................................."

*Destroys the island cos I won't give them bells*

"Ur hot, will u mary me"

 

[pandapples]

Entry!

 

[linny]

Entering, I already PMed a drawing c;

 

[Vanillaton]

4 hours Entry
Total Entries: 20

 

[mintellect]

Four hours entry, although it's been more than four hours

 

[Dawnpiplup]

4+ Hour Entry