Troll the person above you...

[wizard]

You've angered Goddess Tia by voting Merengue, the heavens have been having problems lately because of you. The Gods will not give you a good afterlife.

The good thing is that you finally changed your signature, it made my eyes bleed previously.

 

[NotOrange]

I am NOT Orange, nobody visits Tortimer anymore

 

[Haskell]

What, orange?

 

[NotOrange]

HEY! I AM NOT ORANGE! Thank you very much, alien.

 

[Yuzu]

I like u bcuz orange is my favorite color

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

If only your social life was as good as your art.

 

[Yuzu]

If only art commissions and "mayor fan art" were the same thing lol.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Technically they are, so...

 

[Alienfish]

Nice drawn on eyes, can you take off and re-attach them?

 

[wizard]

Your signature is going to give people seizures

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Your face gives people seizures.

 

[Haskell]

It's not nice to talk bad about yourself.

 

[Hanzoisbae]

bring out them kindergarten roasts

 

[Haskell]

says the one in kindergarten

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Hey hey, don't you know not to talk back to your elders?

 

[Ably.Saucey]

I can't think of anything...
Uh, your mayors have such original names.

 

[Alienfish]

How much did you bribe for that tetris?

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Your collectible lineup makes me cringe.

 

[Zane]

I kicked Marshal out of my town

i miss him

 

[wizard]

Iv dwv' wndhrstaeind bicws' Ai chrieiryr mai ovn vei wf' hrwirying Yin'lyz.