The Good Kings

[TaskBarR]

Welcome to your royal palace, your highness!
Ha ha, just kidding. In this game, everyone is a king of their own kingdom. How you play the game, is that you must tell a problem of your own, while in turn fixing someone else's problem.
Here, let me give you an example.

Spoiler: example

Poster 1: I wish my kingdom had more food!
Poster 2: I can send some of my knights over with more food. The royal king's toilet is clogged!
Poster 3: I have a parttime job as a plumber, I can fix it! I need more people in my kingdom!

and so on. Since nobody has a problem yet, and I'm the OP, I will start with a problem.

"I wish Nintendo would release the next Animal Crossing early!"

 

[KelseyHendrix]

I send my jesters to go beat up Nintendo to make them release earlier.

My kingdom is v v small.

 

[alwatkins]

I gift you some land.
My kingdom is under attack!

 

[TaskBarR]

I will send my soldiers to help you!
I'm bored and I already slaughtered my boring Jester.

 

[alwatkins]

Sends a bard that knows many wonderful songs.
A tournament is happening but I have no prize to give the winner.

 

[Puffy]

I give you goody bags!!

I'm out of candy >:

 

[alwatkins]

I ship you many different types of candy.
I have been hit with a blizzard.

 

[KelseyHendrix]

I send you loads and loads of warm clothes!

My kingdom has been hit with a plague. :c

 

[alwatkins]

I send medicine and doctors.
I need to redesign my castle.

 

[KelseyHendrix]

I sent paint buckets and slaves!

My kingdom has too many children.

 

[Puffy]

I send a magical potion that'll make em grow!!

I'm cooold

 

[Vizionari]

I'll give you a warm blanket

I don't have any more shoes

 

[KelseyHendrix]

I send lots of shoes for your kingdom. <3

My kingdom is infested with rats.

 

[alwatkins]

Sends train hunter cats and an exterminator.
My kingdom's been flooded!