Dunny County
(Undercover reporter)
...BANK HOLIDAY UPDATE...
Dunny County doesn't really have much in the way of government, but it does have a volunteer council who occasionally meet to vote on important matters. The last time they convened was during the Bear-Flu Pandemic of 2020 when they decide to enforce early hibernation, today they met again to decide how the County can celebrate the coronation of King Lionel III...
...they comprise of Groucho from the Gas-Stop, Tammy from the Ranch and Teddy from Fish-Co Processing...
...quite how these three have come to represent the whole of Dunny County I don't know, but I like I say it IS voluntary.
The coronation of King Lionel III shouldn't really be something that bothers bear-kind (Lionel is a lion in case you're not up with animal royalty) but since it involves a few days off work Dunny County leapt at the chance to join in, as such the council decided to open the floor to any ideas residents may have for how they can celebrate...
...Ike went up first to explain to them the famous conspiracy theory about how the Royal family are actually all shape-shifting lizard-beings...
...second up were Kody and Pudge, who did an enthusiastic presentation to accompany their pitch, but never actually got around to explaining quite what it was...
...and finally Nate arrived - and having completely misunderstood what this meeting was about, proceeded to read out an essay he wrote entitled "what I did during the summer holidays"...
...after everyone had left, the council had a big long, in-depth discussion about all the terrific ideas they had heard...
...before Tammy eventually just suggested they do a community barbeque party. "All those in favour raise your paw..."
"...motion passed!"
Dunny County doesn't really have much in the way of government, but it does have a volunteer council who occasionally meet to vote on important matters. The last time they convened was during the Bear-Flu Pandemic of 2020 when they decide to enforce early hibernation, today they met again to decide how the County can celebrate the coronation of King Lionel III...
...they comprise of Groucho from the Gas-Stop, Tammy from the Ranch and Teddy from Fish-Co Processing...
...quite how these three have come to represent the whole of Dunny County I don't know, but I like I say it IS voluntary.
The coronation of King Lionel III shouldn't really be something that bothers bear-kind (Lionel is a lion in case you're not up with animal royalty) but since it involves a few days off work Dunny County leapt at the chance to join in, as such the council decided to open the floor to any ideas residents may have for how they can celebrate...
...Ike went up first to explain to them the famous conspiracy theory about how the Royal family are actually all shape-shifting lizard-beings...
...second up were Kody and Pudge, who did an enthusiastic presentation to accompany their pitch, but never actually got around to explaining quite what it was...
...and finally Nate arrived - and having completely misunderstood what this meeting was about, proceeded to read out an essay he wrote entitled "what I did during the summer holidays"...
...after everyone had left, the council had a big long, in-depth discussion about all the terrific ideas they had heard...
...before Tammy eventually just suggested they do a community barbeque party. "All those in favour raise your paw..."
"...motion passed!"