last person to post wins

[Yoshi155]

Yoshi takes the win from Yarn Poochy!

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

Event over! and now back to our regularly scheduled chaos....

 

[Snek]

If chaos is me winning then bring it on!

 

[QueenCobra]

Reclaimed

 

[Midoriya]

Nah

 

[TN4U]

I’m grabbing this power star and sprinting to the win. Nothing can stop me now!

 

[Croconaw]

This post is a winner.

 

[VernalLapin]

The previous post was a lie.

 

[Yoshi155]

Disregard the next sentence.

Disregard the previous sentence.

 

[Croconaw]

I won again.

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

I disregard the disregard.

 

[Croconaw]

You can't disregard my win.

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

yes i can

 

[Yoshi155]

Ok, how about this one?

Regard the below sentence.

Ignore the previous sentence.

Paradox.

 

[Croconaw]

I'll ignore all of the previous posts.

 

[TN4U]

Whoever posts after me will have a strange black cat appear outside of their window, and you'll have bad luck for the rest of the year.

There, I win. Try beating that.

 

[Midoriya]

Sorry, but there aren't any around here.

 

[Croconaw]

I'm allergic to cats.

 

[TN4U]

Oh, did I forget to tell you that it only comes at night, when you're sleeping, and watches you sleep until you look at it?

The presence of it on your property alone is enough to give you bad luck.

 

[Midoriya]

What if my property is not accessible for cats???