Corrupt The Wish Above

[Akira-chan]

granted but they come to life for revenge


I wish I wasn't hungry

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but the food given ends up giving you food poisoning.

I wish to finally complete my ACNL town.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but the cartridge corrupts after.

I wish to have a Ditto

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but it mimicks you, attends school as you, and fails all your classes.

I wish to clean today!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but as soon as you’re done cleaning, a traveling circus comes in and breaks everything.


I wish that Kinishmas from the old CN show Chowder was a real holiday.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but it turns out not as great in real life with your hopes shattered. I'm sorry lol

I wish for free food for a year!

 

[Sergi]

Granted, But it's only a year supply of butter

I wish the whole world was pollution free!

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but the discarded pollution formed a monster and came back for revenge!

I wish I had some buffalo wings wuuut

 

[dragonboy]

Granted but they turn into cacao trees.

i wish for nothing

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but it turns into *GASP* SOMETHING!

I wish for a kitty

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but it will ran away from you forever.

I wish there were more memes.

 

[dragonboy]

granted but they are all dead

i wish for a pizza

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it has all toppings you hate.

I wish my mom wasn't a persistent liar.

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Granted, but now she's saying she hates everything

I wish school wasn't so early.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but means it cuts into your play/sleep time

I wish to buy my family a house

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but that house is full of spiders.

I wish maths wasn't a thing.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but would mean no electronics, clothes, stable houses, etc for us

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but you pass out faster

I wish I wasn’t sick

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you are now dead (I?m sorry, xD).


I wish for seven dishes of fish that looks delish

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Granted. Seven dishes of plastic fish that’s inedible for you!

I wish I had $100 for every TBT Bell I had. Not stolen nor counterfeit.