Corrupt The Wish Above

[Mistymayz]

Granted but it will run off never to be seen again and no one will believe you either

I wish I knew what to get my parents for christmas

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Granted, but you can't get them it.

I wish I had the Nintendo Switch right now.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you have no fun games to play.

I wish they would stop popping out so many Pokemon games(seriously, let me catch up)!

 

[Mistymayz]

Granted but now everyone in the pokemon community hates you and will never trade/battle with you

I wish my dog was 4 instead of 14...her age is worrying me a bit

 

[Pookie4557]

Granted, but they die a day after they become 4.

I wish school got out sooner.

 

[Venoxious]

Granted, but you never get any breaks.

I wish my family would buy me presents. :I

 

[Mistymayz]

Granted but its all clothes that are too small for you to ever wear

I wish I had more time to study for my stupid finals

 

[snowboy]

Granted, but you studied all the wrong information

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you forget what it was you were procrastinating from.

I wish I wasn't fat. :I

 

[Watchingthetreetops]

Granted, but you never get to eat again.

I wish the right person would walk into my life and take me to a fairy tale universe parallel to ours.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but the parallel world is in more ruin than ours.

I wish my computer's USB ports worked.

 

[Akira-chan]

granted but now your headphone jack won't ever work

I wish that I didn't have adhd anymore

 

[Psydye]

Granted but now everyone else does.

I wish my mom wasn't so hard to deal w/ .

 

[Cheren]

Granted, but now she's in the ground.

I wish I had some calamari right now.

 

[Jeff THE Best]

Granted, but they end up tasting awful.

I wish I didn't have to work...

 

[Psydye]

Granted but now you live on the streets.

I wish I didn't feel like crap right now.

 

[Flare]

Granted but a Horse eats your hair.

I wish a Burrito I ate tasted better.

 

[King Dorado]

Granted, but it's made of burro meat (aha a literal burrito!).

I wish I had picked the right horse in the Belmont Stakes triple crown horse race today.

 

[pinkcotton]

Granted but you lose.

I wish I had a Disneyland pass.

 

[King Dorado]

Granted! but, DisneyLand is closed for the summer for repairs...

I wish I could teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...