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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Scream “GOODBYE WALMART, GOODBYE WALMART, GOODBYE WALLLLMART!” until they kick you out.
 
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Download apps on those refrigerator-phone things they have. Or is that Home Depot? I forgot.
 
Go on strike (if your an employee, but I guess it you don?t work there it might work) and scream ?WAL-MART IS UNFAIR, *manager* IS IN THERE?
 
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Pick up a giant ketchup bottle and use it to write on the floor. Write "TARGET IS BETTER"
 
Take a picture of the Target dog, copy it a lot, print the copies, and plaster them all over Wal-Mart.
 
Remove all the detachable hoods on the jackets and run around the store throwing em around
 
Hijack the intercom and blare "All-Star" on it while creeping around and scaring people in a Shrek costume.
 
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