You're now Married to whatever is in the Profile Picture Above You

[Holla]

Inspired by the thread You're now married to the person above you, except this time you are now married to whatever is in the person above you's profile picture. Be it a character, scenery or a random obscure inanimate object. Congratulations you are now married to he/she/they/them/it etc.

So how do you feel?

 

[Midoriya]

I'm not sure to be honest. Not really a Splatoon person.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Kirby Venti is a vibe so heck ye

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Oh dear.
I'll be flattened into a pancake.

 

[Mick]

I feel like this would work just fine!

 

[xSuperMario64x]

kirby would never do me wrong

 

[-Mars-]

Oh cool I wonder what it will be like hanging out with Whomp!

 

[savanniebananie]

Not sure how to feel about this :')

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Hmm... Not too sure about this!

 

[savanniebananie]

I'd marry Dogman any day.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Is that a child? I'm not too sure, but I'll say no thanks just in case.

 

[savanniebananie]

Make it Glamrock Freddy minus child.

And like I said, marry me Dogman...

 

[_Rainy_]

Seems legit

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Poyo! I'm in danger!

 

[Midoriya]

I'll marry Dogman, why not.

 

[savanniebananie]

Yes. Just... yes.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Yess
Excluding the child, though. Yeet the child.

 

[princess.looking.for.frog]

idk if I want to marry a dog human..

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Fair enough. XD
And I don't think that marrying a bird--or any animal, really--is even legal.

 

[Midoriya]

I think every post since the OP has been an animal.

That is, if you include both Thwomp and Kirby as animals, XD