Yo Mama Jokes

[Callie]

Yo mama's so ugly they had to feed her with a slingshot!

 

[jordynlivesinfuntown]

Yo mama so stinky that she stinks!

 

[Callie]

Well, you so ugly they had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!

 

[jordynlivesinfuntown]

Well yo mama so stupid that she gave birth to you then had you say yo mama jokes that were supposed to be bout my mama not me!

 

[Gnome]

Yo mama so thin even paper went "Daaayyummm"

 

[Callie]

Oh you did not go there! Well yo mama is so stuck up that her fingers have to make an appointment to scratch her head!

 

[jordynlivesinfuntown]

HUH? xD Yo mama stupid cuz she still says doubleya

 

[Callie]

Well yo mama's so fat they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them

 

[Temari]

Yo mamma's so fat that when she went swimming she fell to the bottom....

 

[Cottonball]

Your mamas so fat she uses Mexico [the whole thing] as her tanning bed

 

[DevilGopher]

Yo mamas so stupid she threw a rock and the ground and she missed. :U

 

[Bacon Boy]

...What...the...hell?

 

[Callie]

Yo mama's so fat that when she went outside in a yellow raincoat everybody yelled, "TAXI!"

 

[jordynlivesinfuntown]

Yo mama so stinky that when i walked in the living room i smelled poop. o.o lol idk

 

[Aliceinwonderlandgirl]

YO ma ma so stupid she traded her car for a giant lolly pop


dont ask

 

[«Jack»]

Your mother is a respectable member of society who is likely wealthy, well-groomed, and not overweight.

 

[Mr. L]

YO ma ma so stupid she traded her car for a giant lolly pop


dont ask

That's.....horrible.....

 

[Ren Partycat]

Yo momma so fat she put Mayonnaise on her Tylenol.

 

[Liv]

Your mother is a respectable member of society who is likely wealthy, well-groomed, and not overweight.

WIN