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Worst Villager Ever?

Hans. He moved right next to my house, and he is one of the most ugly villagers. Out of all the smugs I like that the game could have given me, nope, I get Hans. Also, only one post about Jambette? What's up with that?
 
PeeWee, I hate him so much for destroying my flowers and also for being so hideous. ; ;
 
People in this thread hating Rasher need to get out he's the best. And Barold is so ugly that he's cute.

Queenie is ugly but not in a cute way. I had to suffer through her in WW.
 
For me it was Naomi. She was a voided villager, plotted in a terrible spot, AND refused to suggest PWPs (despite being on good terms with her). She didn't ping until a good two months later despite other villagers having pinged multiple times. Seeing her face still gives me slight fits of rage.
Oh my gosh, SAME! Except it took 6 MONTHS for her to leave Dx
 
When I was young, I was always lucky. When I was five, my mom asked me to give 6 numbers for the lottery. “8, 13, 27, 29, 30, 31” I said. Without any hesitation, my mom punched those numbers on the lottery ticket and hoped for the best. Later that night, my whole family was watching the lottery on the television.
“The winning numbers are 8!” The announcer said.
“Five more numbers and I’m a millionaire!” my mom said with a big smile on her face.
“13!” The announcer continued. My dad, who believed throughout his whole life that the lottery is rigged by politicians, suddenly looked towards the television. It was as if he knew that we were going to win.
“27!” We already have half of the winning numbers. My family wasn’t really that rich, so winning the lottery would be a big help.
“29!” Is it really going to happen? Are we really going to win ₱80,000,000?”
“30!” One more number! The least amount we could get now is ₱50,000. Getting 5 out of the 6 winning numbers is already a big achievement in itself. Even if we don’t win, getting 5 winning numbers was already a testament on how lucky I was.
It was as if God heard me and answered with a big “Okay”.
“32!” Silence filled the room. My dad slowly looked away from the television and started reading his book once again. The smile in my mom’s face quickly disappeared as she stood up and went to sleep. Meanwhile, I was still very proud of my achievement. 5 out of 6 was unbelievably good. The next day, I bragged to my classmates that I had an 83.33333% guess rate. Most of my classmates were like “Whoa, that’s amazing” but one classmate of mine asked “Then what happened to the other 16.66666%?”
That guy’s name was Calvin. Up until high school, he was considered as the “Shotgun King”. He would just shotgun any major test but still end up with a 100% grade. He was one of the few people in the world that were luckier than me. At age 11, he already won the 6/55 Grand Lotto four times, and he wasn’t only lucky with the lottery, he was lucky with everything. Five months ago, he won a 2017 Audi A3 Sedan. Three months ago, he won a Mercedes-Benz AMG 43, and about a week ago, he won a Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. He won all these via raffle. There were a lot of doubts about his wins since not even the Philippine Air Force has an F-22.
I haven’t been participating in any more raffles since my mom said that I should focus on my studies. While walking to class, I saw this flyer that said about a raffle with the 1st prize of a Samsung Refrigerator. It was the perfect time to test out my luck skills, besides, my family would extremely benefit from a new refrigerator. While I was putting my raffle entries inside the drop box, someone patted my shoulder.
“Hey Kyle!” the guy said. It was Calvin.
“Hey Calvin, what’s up?” I said.
“You’re entering the raffle too?” He asked.
“Yeah man, it’s been a long time since I won something.” I answered.
“Well good luck.” He said. “I’m joining the raffle too, so the chances of you winning are slim.”
After two days, it was already raffle day. Despite what Calvin said, I was positive that I would win, so I sat in front, near where the results were going to be announced.
One by one, the results were slowly announced, starting from the 5th prize.
“The 5th prize goes to Earl Cayanan!”
“The 4th prize goes to Mary Ann Severino!”
“The 3rd prize goes to John Paul Melecio!”
“The 2nd prize goes to Harold Eugenio!”
Finally, it was the time for the 1st prize. In the corner of my eye, I suddenly saw Calvin talking to some security guards. I smell something fishy going on.
“And for the 1st prize, congratulations to Calvin Tolentino!”
Calvin quickly ran up the stage. I didn’t believe the results so I ran up to Calvin, but on the way, two security guards stopped me. I didn’t give up. I shouted: “I’m the real winner, not you! The whole raffle was rigged!” One security guard then grabbed his gun and smacked its base to my head. I passed out.
I then woke up in a hospital room with an old lady whom I’ve never met before, sitting beside me.
“So, do you want to beat Calvin?” She asked.
“What do you mean?” I asked in return.
“I can make you win the next major raffle.”
“How?” I quickly asked as I was interested.
“Well, the next raffle has a bottle made out of diamonds as its first prize. If sold, it could be as expensive as ₱850,000,000.”
“Okay so how do I win it?”
“Hold your horses, young boy, that’s not the real first prize. You shouldn’t win the bottle, but instead, go to the host right after the program has ended. He will give you the keys to the ‘Win All Raffles Robot’ or WARR for short.”
“The what?”
“Okay, this might sound crazy but there is a robot that can make you win all raffle you enter. It’s called the ‘Win All Raffles Robot’.”
“So how does it work?” I asked out of curiosity.
“No one knows, it was sent by God during the 1300’s. What I do know is that whoever has the WARR would never lose a raffle. Your friend Calvin was just really lucky, but with the WARR, you’d be more than lucky.”
“But how would I be sure that the host would give it to me?”
“Well, he is my son.”
“How is he your son?”
“I gave birth to him.”
Since this conversation seemed like it wouldn’t lead to anything useful anymore, I packed my things and left the hospital. Moments later, I saw a flyer that caught my eye.
“Win a 700-year-old Venetian Diamond Wine Bottle worth ₱850,000,000. All you have to do is enter the raffle to have a chance.”
Maybe this was the raffle the old lady was talking about. I quickly went to the raffle booth and entered.
“The raffle draw will be in an hour, sir.” The clerk said. “You can meanwhile sit in our Waiting Area.”
Inside the Waiting Area were chairs, tables, and a television showing a replay of the 2021 NBA Finals. It’s crazy how the Lakers won it in 6 games. Joel Embiid was such a beast for Philadelphia but they still weren’t able to pull it off.
After an hour, I left the waiting room and sat in the front row near the stage where the raffle will be drawn. Slowly, people started coming and the seats started to fill up.
It was time.
The host came out of the curtains and picked one raffle ticket in the spinning jar.
“The 5th prize which is a 1942 Zero Japanese fighter plane, goes to Erika Sanchez!”
“The 4th prize, which is an authentic piece of the Shroud of Turin, goes to Francois LeBourgeoisie!” I can’t believe the host mispronounced his name.
“The 3rd prize, which is the original copy of the Indian epic, the Ramayana, goes to Juan Tiu-Tres.”
“The 2nd prize, which is a legitimate metal shard from the 1947 Roswell UFO Crash goes to Zack Dimagiba.
“And finally, the event you’ve all been waiting for, the 1st prize which is a 700-year-old Venetian Diamond Wine Bottle goes to…Calvin Tolentino!”
“What?!” I shouted as I jumped off my seat.
Someone then suddenly patted my back. It was Calvin.
“It’s okay Kyle, you’ll get your chance.” Calvin said.
I was about to punch him in the face but I suddenly remembered that I never really intended to win the 1st prize, so before Calvin went to the stage to claim his prize, I told him: “Hey Calvin!”
“Yes Kyle?” He said with an intimidating smile to his face.
I moved closer to him, stared him in the eye, and softly said: “You may have won the bottle, but you haven’t won the WARR.”
I started off my first ever town (But now I've reset it about 5 billion times) and Ankha was in it, he gave me a few days, I decided to try time travelling for the first time, so off I went into the time travelling machine. BAM Ankha was gone and what's more, Kiki (My favorite villager) was boxing and nearly ready to go to her new town.

Now, I didn't know about villager trading so Kiki basically died...
Anyway, a couple of months later, I entered a raffle to get Ankha back, I was eagerly looking online in bed with my 3DS to see if I had won, I had, I jumped out of bed, and went off to search for a pen, no need for paper, I used my hand.

Ankha was transported safely into my town, she unboxed herself, I found that she was 100% original! Even better!
So, I found out that there was a bug catching thing on soon, in two days, so I time traveled two days.

Now, at first I didn't notice anything, I walked up to that bug catcher guy with the tent (I think he's called Nat or something) and I started catching bugs.

I won the gold trophy (Which is gone from the resetting now) and I got out of the tent, I walked over to Ankha to see the latest gossip. All I found was an empty space on the map, and when I got there, it was just a square shaped mud pit.

So, that's how I gave up on Ankha :p
 
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Gaston. That mustache still haunts my nightmares.

'Scuse me?!? >:O
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How could you dislike him!! :O
 
I also got "Wart Jr." His original name was "sam". Did they -really- have to get a bad image in my head and name him wart jr??? Let alone there's no other wart, so the "jr" title isn't really necessary. Now all the spots on him look like warts to me. bye. They had so much potential to make cute villagers. He could've been a cute strawberry frog or something.

Not everything in the world can be cute ya know.

- - - Post Merge - - -

People in this thread hating Rasher need to get out he's the best. And Barold is so ugly that he's cute.

Queenie is ugly but not in a cute way. I had to suffer through her in WW.

I have to suffer Queenie in GC. Its a living heck when I talk to her
 
I have played animal crossing since 2002 so there have been many infamous animals. Probably the most notorious is Louie the Gorilla, the centerpiece of what is now known as the Louie Wars.

The story is a little long so please forgive me. My oldest sister (who we will call Rozey), purchased animal crossing shortly after its release. After a couple days of watching my sister play in her town of Freaky, my younger sister (Juliet) and I decided to buy memory cards and start our own towns. Hers being Avalon and mine being Quokyo. My youngest sister and older brother (Rebbecca and Zim) decided to build houses in Freaky.

We had an issue of Nintendo Power with an article on Animal Crossing. Lined across the top of the page were various villagers. Notably a purple pig and an ape in a L shirt. I said that I would like the purple pig to be in my town, anyone really, just not that ape. Juliet got Sue E as a starter villager but did not want her.

After a day or so of playing I was expecting my first move in. A new house appeared and on my town map and wouldn't you know it, there was Louie, the ape in the L shirt. Thus the Louie Wars had begun.

Shortly after the start of the war, I acquired Sue E from Avalon. She quickly became my favorite and most iconic villager. After a few months Louie finally left Quokyo and moved to Freaky. My siblings were not happy. Unfortunately, Sue E also unexpectedly moved to Freaky not long after.

A fourth town was created called Misfit. The idea of Misfit was when an unpopular animal decided to move, they would be dropped off in Misfit. Eventually, when the town filled would be destroyed. Moving animals out can be a slow process and Freaky was becoming impatient. Eventually, Rebbecca, Zim, and Rozey decided to visit Misfit repeatedly to just get rid of Louie because he was so disliked. Frustratingly, many popular animals moved to Misfit instead of Louie. I would have a character from Misfit, my town in an attempt to save the popular villagers, most were saved.

The conclusion to the Louie wars happened while Juliet and I were away on a class trip. Louie had finally moved to Misfit but so had Sue E. Freaky then began to pull animals out of Misfit to save her. Sue E was pulled out of Misfit but so was Louie. Fortunately, Louie quickly returned. Misfit was promptly obliterated.

Although Sue E was saved and Louie destroyed, there were casualties. One of Zim's favorite villagers, Twirp, was lost to Misfit when Louie was being thrown out the second time. Even sadder, Bluebear, another lost Freaky villager, was the animal on the start up screen and according to Zim, pleaded for the town to be spared. Finally, a native Misfit had moved to Freaky during the quest to save Sue E. The Louie Wars had ended but the Rizzo War had just begun, but that is another Story.

Interestingly enough, when I started my New Leaf game, I told Juliet on the subject of my first move in, "Anyone but the an ape." Hans shows up shortly thereafter.
 
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pango .
sure there are worse looking villagers but pango went through my friend group like the plague
we all just streetpassed eachother ... i had her for like a whole month
 
The worst I've had in my town was by far Charlise. I had Canberra at one point, but I honestly don't think she's as bad as others say. I also REALLY hated Derwin.
 
I have played animal crossing since 2002 so there have been many infamous animals. Probably the most notorious is Louie the Gorilla, the centerpiece of what is now known as the Louie Wars.

The story is a little long so please forgive me. My oldest sister (who we will call Rozey), purchased animal crossing shortly after its release. After a couple days of watching my sister play in her town of Freaky, my younger sister (Juliet) and I decided to buy memory cards and start our own towns. Hers being Avalon and mine being Quokyo. My youngest sister and older brother (Rebbecca and Zim) decided to build houses in Freaky.

We had an issue of Nintendo Power with an article on Animal Crossing. Lined across the top of the page were various villagers. Notably a purple pig and an ape in a L shirt. I said that I would like the purple pig to be in my town, anyone really, just not that ape. Juliet got Sue E as a starter villager but did not want her.

After a day or so of playing I was expecting my first move in. A new house appeared and on my town map and wouldn't you know it, there was Louie, the ape in the L shirt. Thus the Louie Wars had begun.

Shortly after the start of the war, I acquired Sue E from Avalon. She quickly became my favorite and most iconic villager. After a few months Louie finally left Quokyo and moved to Freaky. My siblings were not happy. Unfortunately, Sue E also unexpectedly moved to Freaky not long after.

A fourth town was created called Misfit. The idea of Misfit was when an unpopular animal decided to move, they would be dropped off in Misfit. Eventually, when the town filled would be destroyed. Moving animals out can be a slow process and Freaky was becoming impatient. Eventually, Rebbecca, Zim, and Rozey decided to visit Misfit repeatedly to just get rid of Louie because he was so disliked. Frustratingly, many popular animals moved to Misfit instead of Louie. I would have a character from Misfit, my town in an attempt to save the popular villagers, most were saved.

The conclusion to the Louie wars happened while Juliet and I were away on a class trip. Louie had finally moved to Misfit but so had Sue E. Freaky then began to pull animals out of Misfit to save her. Sue E was pulled out of Misfit but so was Louie. Fortunately, Louie quickly returned. Misfit was promptly obliterated.

Although Sue E was saved and Louie destroyed, there were casualties. One of Zim's favorite villagers, Twirp, was lost to Misfit when Louie was being thrown out the second time. Even sadder, Bluebear, another lost Freaky villager, was the animal on the start up screen and according to Zim, pleaded for the town to be spared. Finally, a native Misfit had moved to Freaky during the quest to save Sue E. The Louie Wars had ended but the Rizzo War had just begun, but that is another Story.

Interestingly enough, when I started my New Leaf game, I told Juliet on the subject of my first move in, "Anyone but the an ape." Hans shows up shortly thereafter.

I cannot stop laughing.
 
I had Coco in my campsite, knew she was super popular, but she was just so incredibly creepy. I couldn't get over her face, it gave me nightmares.
 
I had Coco in my campsite, knew she was super popular, but she was just so incredibly creepy. I couldn't get over her face, it gave me nightmares.

Coco means everything to me. I love her.
When Chevre moved in, I wanted to file a restraining order.
 
Claudia still won't leave, she's been so annoying lately. She's tormented all of my favorites, I've had at least three villagers come to me saying she made fun of their catchphrase. Unfortunately for her, every time I see her having a conversation with another villager, they end up depressed and she bounces off singing. :( I'm ready for her to go away.
 
There are a number of villagers I would put on my list of extreme uggos, but for the ones I have actually had I would put Paula at the top.
 
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