Worst Case Scenario Town?

Cherries as Native Fruit
A river that is primarily on one side
Whichever way the beach has to be for the museum to be on the left
Eagle, bird, and or wolf people. Also the horses kinda suck too.
Poor placement of main buildings. Such as near cliffs, really far apart. Town Tree in a corner.
 
I don't like oranges.
I don't want the buildings to be too close together.
I don't like square grass but that won't be too much of an issue.
 
Pears or cherries as fruit, circle or triangle grass, everything set up really far from each other and awkwardly, river primarily on one side of town, one chunk of beach inaccessible until you get diving suit, blue train station and or town hall
 
Cherries as the main fruit would suck. Either way, I'm cutting most of my native fruit down though.

An awkward layout would suck, with like the Town Hall next to the beach or something. Not too fussed though.
 
-NOT having Cherries as my town fruit (My grandparents and some of my uncle and aunts own Cherry orchards... Having Cherries as a town fruit reminds me of this, so I always reset for Cherries in every game.)
-Having all "ugly" villagers
-Having a boring/annoying/unsightly town layout
 
- Too many ponds/river too windy
- Main buildings no where near top or center of map
- Pears native fruit (just think they look boring, green on green)
- Harry the hippo
- Buildings too cluttered/would make for bad paths, too many turns, ect
 
Having a lot of grumpy animals in my village would suck. Sometimes you warm up to them but others you just want to punch. I am not picky about my fruit but I guess I would want to new ones. hmmmm. I can't wait thou!
 
Only thing that would be a deal breaker is the fruit. Pears is definitely a no go for me
 
Beach on the right side (apparently everyone hates this...).

Oranges. Just don't like how they look in this game. I want apples. I don't know why everyone wants to use foreign fruit for their orchards when native perfect fruit is worth more. I know that foreign perfect fruit is worth a lot, but you can't grow foreign perfect. It's just chance. I am going to grow some, but unless I get crazy luck with feng shui, fertilizers and clovers it's not worth it to have a lot.

More than 2 ponds max.

A crazy river.
 
So what's everyone's worst possible town they could have?

Mine would include:

-Peaches as the native fruit
-A long winding river
-Private Beach
-Beach on Right Side
-My neighbors including: Tabby, Kabuki, Jambette, Elise, Astrid, Hazel, Sylvia, Rodeo, Knox, and Kitt
-Having any of my main buildings near a cliff wall

With the exception of the neighbours that is practically my perfect town lol
 
please tell me that some of these are a joke
 
Pears or oranges as fruit.
A long beach that practically goes diagonally through town.
Town tree somewhere I have to walk past it all the time.
Having both parts of my beach roughly the same size.
Ponds everywhere!
Re-tail adjacent to the station.
Vladimir or an abundance of gorillas and elephants.
 
-Oranges as native fruit
-Any of the gorilla or monkey villagers in my town
-All of the residents in one part
-All of the main buildings in one part
-Beach on the right side of town
 
well, i plan on resetting until i get a layout that i'm happy with. but if friga moves into my town i will be most unhappy. i've had her in every animal crossing town i've had and i hate her. she's just awful and she sucks. and she never leaves, no matter how mean i am t her.
 
Worst case scenario town? A nonexistent town because I wasn't able to get the game for whatever reason. ಸ_ಸ
 
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