because....i had this 99k you see and i was strolling along minding my own buisness when suddenly i tripped and my cash fell out my pocket, all of a sudden this drugged up looking racoon wearing a white apron comes over, pulls out a shovel, then, *BAM*, i woke up several hours later in the lost and found, my cash had gone! long story short, 1 n33d tha munnies!