Why are villagers so passive aggressive?

[Antonio]

Like, one minute they have a personality of those people selling yoyos to children in some weird ass assembly during elementary school and the next minute they sit down right where you are doing paths like a little *****.

Make up your mind, Chadder!

 

[MelodyRivers]

Yeah zell is famous for sitting right where I’m terraforming or putting paths. He always gets in the way when I’m working. When robin was on my island she would sit right smack dab in the middle of a bridge and she wouldn’t move. She completely blocked the way

 

[greenvoldemort]

oh god.. and when they side eye you..

 

[MelodyRivers]

I feel like I’m being watched all the time

 

[alpacalypse]

today marshal told me to sit next to him on the wild log bench since there was a space open for me, then got up as soon as i sat down : (

 

[Fendi]

Don't get me started when you try and talk to them the third time for the day. Them acting like you're obsessed with them or something.

 

[Antonio]

Forget villagers being mean to you like in old games, the passive aggressiveness makes up for it.

 

[Soigne]

and that's on "did you get a second job as my paparazzi?"

 

[Envy]

Forget villagers being mean to you like in old games, the passive aggressiveness makes up for it.

GCN Villagers when you talk to them: "WHAT? *anger emotion* Why are you even talking to me? Get off of my lawn!"
NH Villagers when you talk to them: "Aw. Hello, it's nice to see you. I'm so glad you took time out of your day to come see little old me. *blushes* I'm always happy to see you!" Next time you talk to them: "Wow, do you not have anyone else to talk to at all? Someone sure is clingy."

GCN villagers are like grade school bullies. NH villagers are like people you're trying to make friends with but actually find you annoying.

 

[Lilybells]

I feel like they probably mean well when they say "I have an idea! Let's see how many more times we can run into each other today!" but I can't read it as anything other than sarcasm!

 

[Sloom]

villager after I talk to them for the second time of the day: leave me alone you rat ******* does it look like I have time to talk to your sorry ass? take a hike and die
villager after realising I talked to them so I can give them a gift: oh my god! what an amazing friend you are! aww, it's so nice to have you around, bestie. here, take a framed photo of me! put it in your living room so we're never far from each other!