What's the worst way a barista has misspelt your name?

[Bluelady]

Baristas usually mispell my name. They will either write “selest” or “Celest.”

My most embarrassing moment was at a Wendy’s. The cashier shouted “Celestia!” I could hear a few high schoolers snickering.

 

[MadisonBristol]

I got fries yesterday, and they wrote "Matrix On". I saved the receipt thing on the box because it was just so weird.

I usually use Rhodes, my middle name, in these situations since it's rare so it's unlikely anybody around me will use it. But one time at Starbucks, they wrote "Vos". It's worse since it was in Rhode Island, so you'd assume they'd understand "Rhodes".

Now I'm wondering what my last name is since I'm apparently Matrix On Vos.