What's The best AC/Non Ac Joke You have!

[Taj]

Bonus points if it's AC related, but it doesn't have to.

Here's my joke: Diva

 

[ams]

Uh ok...Why couldn't Blathers go to the beach?

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He forgot his tOWL.....oh god I'm sorry

 

[Paperboy012305]

Uh ok...Why couldn't Blathers go to the beach?

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He forgot his tOWL.....oh god I'm sorry

Let me fix that for you.

Why couldn't the nocturnal animals go to the beach?

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They forgot to bring their tOWLs!

Still corny? Sorry.

I got one!

What did Lief say after he dealt with the weeds?

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"I really pulled it off!"

 

[Chunkybunneh]

hahah! Those both are really good actually made me laugh XD hmm let me think if i can think up of a joke..
But it always made me wonder why ozzie the koala always asks me to buy his rugs off of him but now i think i know why

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because he has top koality rugs XD

 

[Taj]

hahah! Those both are really good actually made me laugh XD hmm let me think if i can think up of a joke..
But it always made me wonder why ozzie the koala always asks me to buy his rugs off of him but now i think i know why

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because he has top koality rugs XD

Eugene never lets me but his rugs, cuz I ain't koalafied

 

[Eve]

Rosie walked up to me, and she asked me, "How are you?" And I said, "I'm FELINE fine!"

- - - Post Merge - - -

LOL, tried my best!

- - - Post Merge - - -

Oh! I have another one:

The other day, Rosie and I were walking when suddenly, she fell in a pitfall. I said, "That was a CATastrophe!"

And one more:

Rosie asked me, "Eve, why are you making so many bad jokes?" (lol it's true, why am I?) and I said, "What's wrong? I'm just KITTEN around!"

I'm good at cat jokes.

 

[Refaire24]

Okay, here's a really lame frog joke I found on the internet.

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I asked Jambette where she was from, and she was mainly English but a tad-polish.

Yeah, I'll leave now. XD

 

[kwhomp]

These are all so funny>.<
wish I could come up with jokes like these!