One of my friends at school wants to write a story called 'The Pig and the Twig'. 'The pig' is a guy named Tanner whom I really dislike. He is obese, obnoxious, rude, and constantly sexually harasses her. 'The twig' is me. (I am very skinny). I have an average personality... I am neither too nice or too mean.
We have a history of not getting along, I cannot stand him. Many of my other friends can't stand him as well, as a side note.
She says her story 'The Pig and the Twig' will be us hating each other, and then falling in love. She will use our exact personalities, which she says are "perfect" for the story, because they're "complete opposites". Except she says she will change our names, which apparently makes it okay.
Obviously, I am not okay with her writing this story. And she keeps talking about it. For some extra gasoline to the fire, all my other friends at school think it is perfectly okay because it's technically not us, except it is. With changed names. She writes like your average fanfiction-writing 15 year old girl, by which I mean she's a terrible writer, and the story will be an abomination.
She keeps talking about it, too. Of course I would not care if she just wrote the story, because I would never know. But of course she tells me, and will not stop mentioning it. She doesn't understand that we would not go together like peanut butter and jelly, opposites do not always attract. This boy, whom is hideous inside and out, has made my freshman year a living hell, and I do not want to get paired up with him. Nobody just seems to understand. She's been one of my best friends since 5th grade, and I may have to end our long-time friendship unless she either:
A. Doesn't write the story
or
B. Writes the story, but never mentions it to me or the other boy. (She says that once she writes it she may show it to him, and she thinks the fact that he bullies me means he secretly likes me, although the true reason just this: He's a bad person, and only a woman as cruel and vicious as him deserves him)
That is what's making me mad right now.