What is the dumbest way you've injured yourself?

[locker]

We all do dumb things from time to time and sometimes we end up hurting ourselves in the process, What is the dumbest way you've injured yourself?

 

[meggtheegg]

My eight pound dog head-butted me and I had a black eye and bruise on my brow bown in highschool during prom and graduation time :') People were like oh my god what happened! and I was like ehhh my dog, and they were like oh do you have a big dog or something?
Lool

 

[StrayBluet]

When I was in Elementary School and my mom was picking me up, I tripped and hit my elbow and it bled a lot. I still have a scar there, too.

 

[Hopeless Opus]

when i was like 12 or 13 i was at my grandma and grandpa's house and they had this weird messed up ottoman that had a pointy sharp edge sticking out, so i was walking by and i slammed my pinkie toe on it and i ****ed it up so bad that i actually managed to break it haha w0w i gotta love busting bones in the dumbest way possible. i also managed to break my left wrist because i literally fell on it the wrong way! yeet!

 

[MapleSilver]

As a kid I once cut the palm my hand with a pencil for no apparent reason. It was actually pretty bad. Holding a game controller was quite painful for the next few days.

 

[RascalCrossing]

I hit my toe on the table when eating icecream and broke my toenail lol.

 

[RedTropicalPeachyFish]

Making a mistake to let some weirdo be my happiness "injured" my brain in the process. Really.

 

[ILikeFroakies]

I was walking to the bathroom and rolled my ankle

 

[Princess Mipha]

I don't really know which one was the dumbest, as I have many ways to injure myself.. xD
For example, I managed to cut myself on a ball.. A ROUND BALL, HOW?

My worst (and one of the dumbest) injury I ever did,
was when my Mom was in the bathroom and smart me
thought it's a good idea to open the door with the head first..
just that in this moment my Mom was opening the door from
the inside and I run straight against the corner of the heater (like this one)
leading my head to rip open and now I have forever a
Harry Potter scar.. yay x)

 

[Midoriya]

Falling off a counter onto the ground to cleanly break my left wrist in half. It’s fine now though (obviously).

 

[lunatepic]

Not really an injury per se but once I rang a broken doorbell and a huge chunk of plastic broke off and got lodged in the corner of my eye, not fun

 

[daisyflowers]

i fell over on the stairs
feet first

i put the fun in funeral