What do you write in your letters?

[GlitterNailPolish]

When I do write the occasional rare letter, I write the same thing I do in real life letters because I'm horrible at writing, lol
Hello, How are you? I am fine. See you later.
lol

 

[NegativeZero]

I usually just kind of give Punchy recipes, tell Cyrano he's beautiful, and order Egbert to get out of my town. The usual.

 

[Sidewalk]

Anyway, I actually fill up the paper because the villagers actually lower friendship if you send 1-word letters. And they know what gibberish is, too. I usually say something like "Here, take this totally useless sapling as a welcome gift to the town of Dwerll. Since I know you wont like this letter if I don't fill it up, I'll just say random words like cat dad meow chirp bird." xD

How you know one word or gibberish lower friendship? Any link?
Thanks

 

[vodkasmizmar]

Hello, [friend/citizen].
Please enjoy this [item attached].
Have a nice day.

So a letter to Lily will look like:

Hello, friend.
Please enjoy this basketball tank.
Have a nice day.

A letter to Flurry will be like:

Hello, citizen.
Please enjoy this venus comb.
Please move out.

 

[TrinaAitch]

Whatever I think of. I send creepy stalker letters to Tangy. Villagers that are cows (Angus), chickens (Egbert) and things like that I invite over for dinner... And I tell Violet she's a fat, ugly monkey and to please get out of my town already.

 

[Silverwind]

I usually write to them when I expect them to wear a particular outfit / own a particular furniture lol. Hence the content was self-explanatory.

 

[Ras]

Phoebe recommended the log bench last night, which I have been waiting for. As soon as the store is open and I can buy some paper, I'm writing something like:

Dear Phoebe,

Thanks for suggesting the log
bench. I know you like people
to think you're really tough,
but I know you're the sweetest
ostrich in the world.
Your friend,
Greg

LOL.

 

[Gifti3]

I usually write random things I think of them.
But sometimes I write about stuff they've talked to me about or do.
Like recently Marshal keeps asking for bugs and I say yes but I never mean it because I don't want him to set up bugs in his house. So I just write him a letter that says I was lying and give him fruit instead. ^^'