Welcome to the Salty Spitoon - how tough is the person above you?

[Skep]

so tough that they got a paper cut and only cried for 20 minutes

 

[Swiftstream]

Tough enough to eat a bowl of cookies.

 

[Skep]

tough enough to bite into cotton candy

 

[Zulehan]

Tough enough to trample grass.

And live.

 

[Sid2125]

Tough enough to watch the fault in our stars without crying

 

[xiaonu]

you're so tough that you have muscles on your muscles.

 

[Xenuet]

So tough whenever they time travel on ACNL and their favorite villager left they only cried a day.

 

[Zappo09]

Tough enough to complete Super Mario 3D World.

 

[toxapex]

So tough and intimidating that whenever someone addresses them, they start the sentence with "Um... excuse me..."

 

[Skep]

so tough that they use poison ivy leaves as tissues

 

[Zanessa]

So tough that God comes to them for help.

 

[toxapex]

So tough that they brush their teeth with nettles.

 

[Mango]

2tuff5me

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

So tough they killed Arceus with a level 5 Magikarp in one hit.

 

[spCrossing]

So tough, they managed to capture that Pikachu over there.

 

[Swiftstream]

Tough enough to catch a shiny magikarp.

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

So tuff they cleared their history in front of people

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

So tough that they drink the tears of their enemies for breakfast.

 

[Reenhard]

So though that they can whitsle someone to deaf

 

[spCrossing]

So tough, they managed to wear 3D Glasses and still look cool.