Ways to maintain your insanity

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#1.Whenever you're going on a journey in your car,wear large,dark sunglasses,bring a hairdryer and point it at passing cars.See if they slow down.

#2.Everytime someone asks you to do something,say do you want fries with that.

#3.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

#4.As often as posible,skip rather than walk.

#5.Order Diet Water whenever you go out - with a serious face.

#6.When at the drive-through,make sure the person taking your order knows it's 'to go'

#7.Sing along at the opera.

#8.Go to a poetry recital and consistently ask why the poems don't rhyme.

#9.A week beforehand,tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're having a bad day.

#10.If a car ever beeps at you,stick your hands in the air yelling "I surrender"

#11.When leaving a zoo, start sprinting away,yelling "their loose,thier loose.Run for your lives,their loose.

#12.If ever in a crowded area,point at a nearby person, yelling "Run he's gotta bomb" and start trying to tear it away from him.
And Finally

#13.When with your parents at the ATM machine,wait for some coins to fall out,grab them and scream "I won,I won.I'm rich"
 
robo.samurai said:
coffeebean! said:
robo.samurai said:
coffeebean! said:
O__O
#5 is mine.

That is all.
no im the king of the diet water thing i was doing that since 2nd grade
I don't give a *censored.3.0*.
That's mine now(:
well I steal it from you stealing it from me so ha!
oh BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

-.-
 
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