Villager Crimes!

[toadsworthy]

The other day (on another forum) I made a LF thread, but to make it more interesting, I phrased it like the villagers I wanted were criminals and had to be detained to my town. So I came up with different crimes for each one based on personality and animal type etc.

For example,
Tangy, Lolly, Ankha, Kiki, Mitzi - Wanted for a lucrative cat burglary ring
Pierce - illegal steroid use
Timbra - Tax Fraud (pulling the wool over our eyes ;D)
Frita - Hamburglary
... and so forth

Want to know if anyone else has ever thought of this, had an in game experience to add to it, and other ideas for different characters because I think these are super hilarious

 

[ThePayne22]

Oh my, these are simultaneously cheesy and amazing, lol.

Chief - Impersonating a police officer
Stinky - Public indecency
Graham - Hacking a government mainframe
Rodeo - Satanic rituals (Guys a total demon, srsly)
Phoebe - Arson
Portia - Selling counterfeit Coach purses on the black market.

Lol, thats all Ive got.

 

[MatchaMoonlight]

Haha. I have Pierce in my town, and now I'm gonna laugh whenever I see him.

 

[honeyaura]

Hahaha that's creative!

 

[Hypno KK]

The Uchis are definitely all part of a gang and dabble in the black market. They're always asking you to take items off their hands and those items come from their secret stash or a friend in another town who had to get rid of a bunch of them. If you say it sounds legit, they'll say it's a relief and give you the item. If you say no, they ask themselves what they're going to do with it now.

This thread looks really funny, though, I'll try to think of crimes my villagers may have committed!

 

[Nanobyte]

Curt and Groucho got into a street fight, injuring each other's heads in the process.

 

[Vizionari]

The Uchis are definitely all part of a gang and dabble in the black market. They're always asking you to take items off their hands and those items come from their secret stash or a friend in another town who had to get rid of a bunch of them. If you say it sounds legit, they'll say it's a relief and give you the item. If you say no, they ask themselves what they're going to do with it now.

This thread looks really funny, though, I'll try to think of crimes my villagers may have committed!

Lol, exactly how my Phoebe behaves in town. c:

 

[Ami Mercury]

Cesar - Public Indecency
Hans - Trying to take over the world with a Cryptid army after obtaining the power of Kur

- - - Post Merge - - -

Phoebe - Arson

Phoebe: I can't help it if everything I touch bursts into flame. Wanna hug dude?

 

[NewLeaf13]

Frita was caught robbing a McDonald's, disguised as the Burger King.

 

[-Apples-]

Ava and Aurora - harassed Kaylee, Jenny, and Penny during their board meetings.
Roald and Pierce - threw a baseball at the police station.
Walker - took a chocolate cake from Timmy and Tommy without paying.
Bubbles - scammed another villager.
Keaton - got into a verbal fight with Isabelle.
Katt - set the Re-Tail on fire since turnip prices were low.
Blaire - stole 44 million Bells from Kaylee by hacking.
Lobo - got into a fight with Tom Nook.

 

[DarkOnyx]

Noo.....But now I'm gonna start thinking about that...

 

[Sonny Resetti]

Here's some special characters:

Brewster - Served someone EXETREMELY hot coffee.
Isabelle - Tried to rob a bank but was caught after police heard the bells jingle.
Blathers - Infiltrated a museum and got locked inside forever.
Timmy and Tommy - Illegally took over their dad's store.
Copper/Booker - Ex-criminals who started fighting for justice.
Redd - Sells painting forgeries. (Not caught yet)
Luna - Fell asleep in the middle of a football field, during the grand final match.
Reese - Don't trust the pink and peppy wool.
Katrina - Gets paid to give people phoney fortunes. (Which she accidentally gets correct)
Shrunk - Took Nintendo too long to imagine an anthropomorphic axolotl.
Lyle and Tom Nook - Con men.
Digby - Falsely accused of robbing the bank with Isabelle.
Leif - Takes too long to do anything.
Gracie - Said that a policeman had: "Absolutely no taste in anything"
Kicks - Stunk out the town.
Able Sisters and Harriet - Gave Gracie a bad makeover.

 

[Becca617]

Here's some special characters:

Brewster - Served someone EXETREMELY hot coffee.
Isabelle - Tried to rob a bank but was caught after police heard the bells jingle.
Blathers - Infiltrated a museum and got locked inside forever.
Timmy and Tommy - Illegally took over their dad's store.
Copper/Booker - Ex-criminals who started fighting for justice.
Redd - Sells painting forgeries. (Not caught yet)
Luna - Fell asleep in the middle of a football game.
Reese - Don't trust the pink and peppy wool.
Katrina - Gets paid to give people phoney fortunes. (Which she accidentally gets correct)
Shrunk - Took Nintendo too long to imagine an anthropomorphic axolotl.
Lyle and Tom Nook - Con men.
Digby - Falsely accused of robbing the bank with Isabelle.
Leif - Takes too long to do anything.
Gracie - Said that a policeman had: "Absolutely no taste in anything"
Kicks - Stunk out the town.
Able Sisters and Harriet - Gave Gracie a bad makeover.

i love this omg

 

[Ami Mercury]

Luna - Fell asleep in the middle of a football game.
.

How is this a crime? How could ANYONE not fall asleep during such boring things

 

[Bcat]

Not 100%, but I'm Preeeettttyy sure Cobb is a drug dealer.

 

[-Apples-]

Not sure, but I'm Preeeettttyy sure Cobb is a drug dealer.
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*bursts out laughing*

Wow, that is funny.

 

[AcousticHearts]

This thread is the best. xD! Hehehe

 

[toadsworthy]

lolol
Olaf is basically a mafia leader
Jaques escaped prison, or flew the coop
which ones would be cracked out?
or drunk in public?

 

[Hypno KK]

Tom Nook

 

[hulaburger]

The other day (on another forum) I made a LF thread, but to make it more interesting, I phrased it like the villagers I wanted were criminals and had to be detained to my town. So I came up with different crimes for each one based on personality and animal type etc.

For example,
Tangy, Lolly, Ankha, Kiki, Mitzi - Wanted for a lucrative cat burglary ring
Pierce - illegal steroid use
Timbra - Tax Fraud (pulling the wool over our eyes ;D)
Frita - Hamburglary
... and so forth

Want to know if anyone else has ever thought of this, had an in game experience to add to it, and other ideas for different characters because I think these are super hilarious

Pietro scares me, man. He has a teardrop tattoo. pretty sure he's killed somebody.

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Tom Nook

yes