NOOKILEAKS TEAM HERE, WITH A MOST FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY! TRAILS IN OUR SKY? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? SURELY WE ARE BEING BOMBARDED WITH A COCKTAIL OF MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS! ...CHEMICALS! BUT WHY? AND WHO?? TO GET SOME ANSWERS, WE INTERVIEW BLATHERS, PH.D IN SCIENCE THINGS.
NOOKILEAKS: BLATHERS, WHAT ARE THOSE TRAILS IN THE SKY? ...SKY?
BLATHERS: Hoo-HOO! No need to worry, those are simply vapour trails (also called contrails or condensation trails), left by any plane travelling in cold, humid air. The combustion of the airplane fuel --
NOOKILEAKS: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE CONTRAILS ARE THE GOVERNMENT DOUSING THE GENERAL POPULATION WITH CHEMICALS?? TO WHAT END, BLATHERS? TO WHAT END??
BLATHERS: Hoo-what?! That's not what I'm saying--
ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS CASE CRACKED WIDE OPEN BY THE NOOKILEAKS TEAM. THE GOVERNMENT IS CONNING US IN TO BELIEVING THESE TRAILS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN VAPOUR. HERE AT NOOKILEAKS, WE KNOW THE TRUTH!! ...TRUTH!!